Alien Name: Yu’Chri Roosevelt

Planet: Osa

Age: 105 (Still a baby in my eyes)

Gender: Prefers male pronouns (Biologically asexual)

Height: About the size of your typical teddy bear

Theme Song: My Revolution by Misato Watanabe

Yu’Chri is the lead writer of my latest dream bible! He’s kind, loyal, professional, and the heir to the Roosevelts (AKA the RICHEST TRIBE on Osa).

His clan is bougie AS F***.. 

They keep to themselves and make a killing selling DEATH WEAPONS (not to other tribes, but to other planets).

Obviously, this was too much for my Yu’Chri… to the point where he would sneak out his city, just to mingle with the common folk. This bit him in the ass however, when all the other tribes contracted a deadly spaceborne virus, infecting him in the process. Illness was looked down upon by his clan, so naturally they wanted to flay him.

Around this time, the Lorekeepers were bilocating in search of their final member. When they sensed Yu’Chri’s abilities, they made it the galaxy’s priority to heal not just him, but the rest of Osa.

He’s now a symbol of hope for his planet’s other tribes…. Motivating the Roosevelts to turn their entire planet into a shameless tourist attraction for extra $$$.

Yu’Chri has not physically returned there since.