FUN FACT:
I think what fascinates me most about Yu’Chri is his biology? So basically, the Osanese don’t reproduce through Dad’s favorite pastime; instead their parent would use a magical needle to sew two bears: one black, one white. They’d come to life Toy Story-style, and travel their world separate from one another to learn different perspectives. After twenty years (or so), the two would meet up for the first time, doing a fusion dance.
The white half of Yu’Chri is named “YuYa” and the other half is named “ChriCa”. If you’re wondering what he sounds like, imagine the sweetest Japanese lady doing a portuguese accent for the YuYa half and some Chicano dude with the whitest accent for the ChriCa half… and they just speak in unison… 24/7.
What this species represents:
Today’s disaster made me reflect on my fifth birthday….aka the best one EVER. I spent that entire afternoon s̶t̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ observing some rich lady and her daughter. Man, that girl would bring the COOLEST TOYS. My favorite one being this teddy bear. I wanted it SOOOOOOOOO BAD. Fate must’ve read my mind, because she LEFT IT ON THE BENCH after her mother gave her the most EXPENSIVE LOOKING Barbie doll.
[Picture of teddy bear when Coco first got it] < MEET CHOPPER, MY OLD BEST FRIEND
Things Chopper Loved:
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Bacon Beans (I cut a hole in her mouth just to feed them to her)
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Mud baths (Hates regular baths)
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B̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶n̶y̶
Ended up losing her on my 6th birthday (aka the WORST one ever) :c
Soooooooo… what happened?
Saw a bully kick a stray dog. ‘Threw Chopper at the side of her face before beating the bitch senseless (the bully, not the dog). When I went to see if the mutt was doing alright (the dog, not the bully), he smelled the bacon inside Chopper AND TOOK HER away. Never saw my friend again… :c
…. A week later, I found the dog dead in the park. His mouth had the same p̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶e̶n̶t̶infection as the bully’s face.
Side Note:
Anyway, I hope Yu’Chri can make my 14th birthday the best ever! He never lets me down…

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