Madam Coco spent the majority of her visit negotiating a peace treaty between the Ant Queens. She tried explaining that her tastes in food mean nothing in the grand scheme of things and that she still doesn't know what the Red Giantess prefers due to Her being a busy person.
In response, the Black Ant Queen explained that it isn't just the Red Giantess who has a sweet tooth, but the divine in general; and since Madam Coco is the only holy being present in the galaxy, then they can assume that this applies for the rest of the heavens. [a]
The Great Incident
The Red Ant Queen attempted to disprove this theory by feeding the Chosen One a spicy treat. When Madam Coco learned that Nibirian spices bite your tongue, she had a panic attack, making her fly back to the temple just to hold me. [b] It took us six hours to calm her down, which was enough for the Black Ants to reveal her reaction to the rest of the galaxy.
May the Red Giantess have mercy on us all...
Footnotes
a. It should be noted that the Black Ant Colony started believing this an hour before the peace negotiations.
b. Due to our toy-like nature, my people, the Osanese, made a law where other lifeforms aren't allowed to hug us without permission. Women and children still have a habit of doing it and it makes us feel... uncomfortable; however, I'm willing to push these feelings aside for Madam Coco.
IN THE DREAM WORLD, SHE’S A GODDESS! IN REALITY, SHE’S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! Every night, professional brat, Coco Doe, watches over a dream universe inhabited by creatures that represent pivotal moments of her life. One of these characters being a professional (albeit biased) teddy bear priest named Yu’Chri, who’s been tasked to write her BIBLE!
Journey with us as we see these two perspectives clash in this farcical comedy.
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