Coco Diary Entry

Monday, November 13th, 2023 (Birthday)

Breakfast, Home Kitchen

The Lorekeepers threw tried throwing me a party, but of course something had to happen. 

This time it was the red and black ants, like some sort of food war and… MAN THEIR ANT QUEENS ARE SO F****** PETTY I SWEAR. THEY’RE WILLING TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES JUST SO THEY CAN HAVE AMMO TO EMBARRASS EACH OTHER. LIKE THE LOREKEEPERS OFFERED TO TAKE THEM OUT OF THEIR LOG BOOK AFTER THE TWO THREW A S*** FIT SEVEN YEARS AGO (21 YEARS THEIR TIME), BUT THE ANT DRAMA QUEENS INSISTED THAT YU’CHRI WRITE WHAT HAPPENED SO THEY CAN MAKE THE OTHER LOOK BAD AND LOOK I CAN’T SAY WHICH ONE IS SUPERIOR! THAT WOULD MEAN FAVORITISM AND GALACTIC CORPORATIONS HIRING ONE OVER THE OTHER, THAT’S INSANE. This will throw off their quadrants’ economy and I’M NOT THERE YET IN SCHOOL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, THIS IS STUPID. WHY CAN’T THE RED GIANTESS SOLVE THIS ONE ON MY BIRTHDAY?!? WHERE IS THAT BIG RED IDIOT?

SPEAKING OF RED IDIOTS THE RED F****** ANT QUEEN. SPICES THAT BITE YOUR TONGUE?!? I KNEW THEIR FOOD WAS GOING TO TRIGGER THAT F****** MEMORY WITH THE NUNS. I’M STILL WONDERING IF THE CAKE WOULD’VE BIT ME BACK TOO!!! I WAS JUST SO DESPERATE FOR A F****** BIRTHDAY I JUST WANT A NORMAL BIRTHDAY I JUST WANTED A NORMAL BIRTHDAY I JUST HAD TO ASK FOR ONE C******** **********************************