At High school

Cheesy and Creamsweet are walking in the hallway, fake holding hands……

Creamsweet: Cheesy, are you sure this is a good idea?

Cheesy: Of course, Marla must be jealous!

Creamsweet: Just confess your feelings, don’t act like a baby!

Cheesy: I’m not a ‘’baby’’!

He starts sucking his thumb……

Cheesy: I often do that when I’m nervous……..I’m not a ‘’baby!’’

Everyone is looking at them, surprised why they are dating…..

Creamsweet: Che-

Cheesy: Forget about them…..

They go to Marla…

Marla: Oh, hey Cheesy, how are you?

Cheesy: I’m very, very, fine, and in love!

Marla: With who?

Cheesy: My girlfriend Creamsweet over here!

Marla: Oh…..okay….

Creamsweet: I’m not your-

Cheesy: *puts his thumb on her mouth* Yes….Yes….very nice….she is sweet and nice…..

Marla: Wow….your so lucky to have a valentine..

Creamsweet: *removes the thumb* I thought you popular girls are supposed to be mean and stubborn, and reckless…

Marla: *laughs* Oh, no, for the sake of peer pressure? But yeah, many people ask this question….

Cheesy: *whispering to creamsweet* Act um, in love!

Creamsweet: No.

Cheesy forcefully wraps his arms around her….

Creamsweet is chocked…

Cheesy: Move out the way Marla, we are making love!

Marla: Aww….

Creamsweet is squeezed, and trying to get out…..

Marla: What a sweet relationship…

Cheesy: Yes…..Yes….Very

Marla goes, and Creamsweet faints on the floor…

Cheesy: *gets a stick and touches her with it* I’m not doing that gay CPR thing…..

With Fireslayer….

Fireslayer and his girlfriend are continuing their sex in the car…..

Fireslayer: Ah, yes, MORE….MORE~

Girlfriend: AH SQUEEZE ME!

The Girlfriend forcefully kisses him, and squeezes his…..part…

Fireslayer: Woah, babe, what are you doing?

Girlfriend: Love…

Fireslayer: It’s hurting! I’m not a slave!

Girlfriend: Sorry…I got over-the-top there……

Fireslayer: Yeah, you did! Now get out babe!

Girlfriend; But FI-

Fireslayer: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAR!

She sadly comes out….

Girlfriend: Sorry FI-

Fireslayer drives the car fast….

He then arrives next to bar……and gets beer, and starts peeing on the floor….

Fireslayer: I want more shots…..

With Mr. Corn Flakes Boy…

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Your tricking me right?! Your alive!

Corn Flakes: Of course, let’s spend the valentines together!

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Bu-Bu-Bu-, my valentines resolution was to eat you!

Corn Flakes: First of all, do you have an idea what valentines is?

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Oh, yes! It’s when you fail to touch the Kellogg’s chicken’s ass!

*SILENCE*

*MORE SILENCE*

Corn Flakes : Are you okay?

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: No.

Corn Flakes: Why?

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Your alive…..

*SILENCE*

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy then runs fast to get a broom, and swings it to the corn flakes….

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: With Great valentine-ruining comes great-eating!

At the Hospital with Tiffany….

Tiffany: Doctor, what do I do?! I’m a boy!

Doctor: I don’t know…your voice is different than the way it sounded….

Tiffany: Oh please, change this thing!

Doctor: I can’t….you have to embrace it….

Tiffany: So this is Turning Red now?

Doctor: I watched that movie…….it’s about a Chinese girl turning into a red panda, and has friends….and yes, same 4 town song as well…

Tiffany: Yeah….it’s a great one….

Doctor: Not for me….it’s about puberty….

Tiffany: I hate puberty..it’s just falling in love with boys and pimples and peer pressure!

Doctor: You watched Encanto?

Tiffany: Yeah, about Mirabel and the song for Bruno right?

Doctor: Yeah….and you have watched Mufasa?

Tiffany: Are talking about Disney movies or about my boy gender problem?!

Doctor: I went to IMAX last week, 3D glasses watching Mufasa…..and jeez it’s on Numetro….

Tiffany: I pirate movies from the pirate bay…..

Doctor: Seriously what the hell is that?

Tiffany: Also Family Guy

Doctor: The hell’s Family Guy?!

Tiffany: You’re a Disney fan….

With Cheeseburger….

The house is full of food and beer and drinks…

Cheeseburger is now obese….

Cheeseburger: Tha-Tha-That’s valentines day……..

Tiffany, now as a boy comes…

Tiffany: Cheeseburger?! Why are you eating so much?!

Cheeseburger: *gets a huge cake* No one’s loving me, my wife Jess is in Canada, y ex-wife has cancer, my other other ex wife has got TB…..and my great…great….great….great…..great….great….great…..great….great…….great….great…great…great *gets a huge bottle of wine in his mouth, and a burger and stuffs it* Great….Great….Girlfriend…

Tiffany: Well…your not alone…I was supposed to have valentines but now I’m a boy!

Cheeseburger: Is dead. Wait…..your not Tiffany! Who are you?!

Tiffany: I am Tiffany, but I woke up as a boy who tells dad jokes in a pizza restaurant!

Cheeseburger runs outside, with his obese stomach….

Cheeseburger: EVERYONE! GET HIM!

Everyone gets pitchforks and knives, and follow Tiffany around town….

Guy: *with a knife from far* Where’d Tiffany GO?!

Everyone: HE KILLED HER!

Tiffany: No you- *an arrow is on her arm* OW!

She runs into a bar, but the people follow her, everyone is now following her, until she hides behind a tree….

Tiffany: *panting heavily* Oh….god……how am I going to live?

[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning, something felt wrong,
Checked the mirror—oh god, I’m gone.
No makeup, no curls, no Tiffany charm,
Just a dude with a five o’clock alarm.

I stepped outside, took a deep breath,
The townspeople screamed, thought I was a threat.
“Who’s this guy? Where’d Tiffany go?”
Man, I don’t know, but now I got… dad jokes.

[Chorus]
I got dad energy,
Cargo shorts and New Balance on my feet.
I don’t know how, I don’t know why,
But suddenly, I wanna grill outside.
Dad energy,
Making bad puns instinctively,
I don’t have kids, I don’t have a wife,
But somehow, I feel like I paid taxes twice.

[Verse 2]
Tried to explain, but they wouldn’t believe,
Now I’m running through town like a Home Depot spree.
Chased by a mob with pitchforks and flames,
Guess looking different just ain’t the same.

I ducked into a bar, tried to order a drink,
Bartender said, “Sir, aren’t you Tiffany?”
I said, “Not anymore, man, things have changed,
Now I just wanna complain about gas exchange.”

[Chorus]
I got dad energy,
Fixing things that don’t need fixing, see?
I used to vibe, I used to dance,
Now I just stand up weird and adjust my pants.

[Bridge]
Maybe I should lean into the role,
Buy a minivan and mow the lawn slow.
Start telling stories that go nowhere fast,
Like “Back in my day, we didn’t have apps!”

[Chorus]
I got dad energy,
Grilling steaks like it’s a prophecy,
Button-up shirt tucked into jeans,
And I yell at the TV screen.

[Outro]
So here I am, a dad with no kids,
Stuck in a life that I never did pick.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll wake up right,
Or maybe I’ll just go compare gas prices tonight.

Tiffany is lying on the bed…as a boy…

Tiffany: *sniff* Goodnight…

 TO BE CONTINUED.....