"Spooktacular day it is today! I welcome you all to

Pumpkin City! A fun, bustling city where it's always a scare

Of a time! Here, we're all about pumpkins, candy, graves, spiders! It's always trick

Or treat here, and you're in for a good time! I

Know that not everything can be fun all the time, looking at

You, Cheese World! Oh,

Don't get me wrong, it's not

A fun time all the time, try as I might, I Pumpkin Lord Fawn, better known as Spook Lord Fawn cannot

Yield all the conflict. We're more interested in scare festivals and all that, but listen, we're the festival capital here

In Satiation Kingdom! It's all about keeping up

That image! But sometimes, annoying other kingdoms try to attack.

I'm going to preface this. We're a nonviolent kingdom. Unlike

Strawberry Kingdom and Pitaya Land, we resolve

Things through treasure hunts, a costume contest and

One big board game where towers are slowly

Downed. We prefer it if we just

Aren't violent. And while we might be one of the weaker in the top ten, it doesn't matter because the way I run things it's fun. I'm not sure if I'm at the middle, or the bottom, but

You know I honestly don't care. I have a great time running my kingdom and,

Here's the thing, that's all that matters to me.

Even though everyone else sees us a goofy government,

Literally, that's what foreign adversaries have said to me

Like, thousands of times at this point. They have told me

Over the course of centuries at this point that

I run this city state, 'goofy aye eyche,' whatever that

Means. Abbreviations are extremely weird. What does that even mean? I find it

Pretty hard to keep

Up with the times! Look, I'm not old or anything! Okay, well, no

Maybe that's not true, I'm

Pretty old for a demon, I'm millennias old. I'm from a breed of demon who cannot be

Killed easily and have long lifespans.

I'm pretty sure it's like that for every demon in Satiation Kingdom, but I do

Not claim to know, but I

Literally cannot keep up with the times. Do I try?

Of course I do. It's not like I don't try to keep a

Record of what does happen and what the youthful

Demons seem to favor. But, I

Fear I'll pretty much never know what

Any of the youth in our kingdom truly

Want. Look, I'm trying! But, I am not very good it. I know how to use tech, but

Nothing more. Technological advancements are getting too

Big, and I don't know how the other

Kingdoms are able to keep up, because I sure know that

At this point, I can't keep up at all. But,

Since I am the lord of this

Place, and I run everything, I

Obviously have to approve

Of most projects that get brought to my attention. I

Know, I can say no. I have heard, for example, the Strawberry Shark Queen

Likes to reject proposals a lot, most

Of which go against the queen's vision and the

Regime. Which, whatever their regime is, I simply

Don't care. I can't get along with violent Kingdoms. They're

Far beneath me. They choose violence to raise to the top,

And I don't agree

With that approach in any way!

Now, maybe I'm just a super old demon. And I feel

Wildly different from the younger demons. But, I have seen younger demons,

Err, there's one kingdom who

Literally solves everything by playing these extremely

Crazy sports and they're

One of the youngest Kingdoms. I think they

Might be run by the youngest leader, and they're a nonviolent kingdom!

Eh, I don't care, we run

Things the way we do, and

Others run things the way they do! Now, we here are

Preparing for a big festival. What festival, you ask? Well, it's that time of year again! The

Ultimate Scare Festival! I know it's a bad time to have something like this going. I'm aware, Sweet And Sour Kingdom a

Malicious and violent Kingdom, is out seeking revenge. Yes, I am quite acutely aware. They're

Probably trying to go after us next. Do I have any idea how many

Kingdoms they have attacked? At this point, no

I'm not. I'm not the one who deals with foreign affairs. I'm

Not in the know, I guess that's why we're the weaker of the ten. But,

Come on, I mean, I really don't care what the other kingdoms are fighting for.

It's just of absolutely no interest

To me. No, Pumpkin City isn't isolated.

Yes, foreigners can come here. Our kingdom boasts the

Most tourists out of any kingdom, ha, Pitaya Land can't say that! Neither can

You, Cheese World! My

Kingdom is the tourist capital of the world!

It's full of fun festivals? What do you have? Ferris wheels? That's

Nothing! Anyway, I have a big festival to get ready for. And this year, it's

Going to be big. I think some people from the lesser kingdoms might be coming, but I

Don't remember where I put the guest list, so

Oops. In any case, if Sweet And Sour Kingdom attacks, they can kiss

My foot. Follow the rules: treasure hunt, costume contest, board game. Do all that, or get out!"