Being a therapist is hard. Being a therapist to gods, monsters, villains, and existentially confused cryptids? Now that’s a full-time nightmare.
Dr. Lillian Hart (totally legit, don’t ask for credentials) thought she had a normal job—until a griffin booked an appointment, a baby dragon cried on her couch, and Voldemort showed up needing emotional validation. Turns out, an ancient, bored Eldritch being decided to spice up her life by linking her tiny office to the multiverse.
Now? She’s giving Dumbledore tough love, helping Goku process his work-life balance, and somehow getting hit on by morally questionable dark lords. And just when she thought it couldn’t get weirder, the Eldritch horror starts offering unsolicited life advice.
Welcome to the strangest therapy practice in existence. Sessions are open, reality is optional, and sanity is... well, negotiable.
First session is free. No guarantees you’ll leave the same person.
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