It’s been a week since my little detour to Asgard.
A week since Loki kissed me.
I refuse to dwell on that.
(But I do find myself checking my office door... just in case.)
Anyway—today’s client?
Superman.
Yes. That Superman.
The Man of Steel, the Last Son of Krypton, the symbol of hope.
Sitting in my office.
Looking... tired.
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Client: Clark Kent / Superman
Reason for Therapy: “Just here to talk.”
Session Start: 12:05 PM
I wasn’t sure what to expect from Superman.
The cape and symbol create a certain image, you know?
Invincible. Unshakable. Unbreakable.
So imagine my surprise when he sighed.
Not a dramatic sigh.
Not an annoyed sigh.
Just... a tired one.
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Clark Kent, Not Superman
"So... what brings you here?" I asked, settling in.
He gave a small, polite smile. "I guess I just needed someone to talk to."
He was so polite.
So normal.
If it weren’t for the ridiculous broad shoulders and the fact that he literally floated into my office, I’d think I was just talking to some overworked journalist from Metropolis.
"I assume you have friends for that?" I prompted.
"I do," he admitted. "But... they see me as Superman first. Clark second."
Ah.
I tapped my pen against my notepad.
"And which one are you right now?"
He blinked, startled by the question.
Then—a slow exhale.
"Clark."
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The Weight of Being a Symbol
It took a little prodding (read: a lot), but eventually, he opened up.
"I don’t get to be ‘just Clark’ very often," he admitted. "I feel like I have to be Superman all the time. Always strong. Always right. Always... good."
I nodded. "That sounds exhausting."
He huffed a laugh. "It is."
Then—he hesitated.
"Sometimes... I wonder if I’m doing the right thing."
That caught my attention. "You, the ‘Boy Scout’ of superheroes, question that?"
"I have the power to stop wars," he said, voice quiet. "To end conflicts before they even begin. But I don’t."
I leaned forward. "Because?"
"Because that’s not my choice to make."
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The Dilemma of Power
"Clark..." I chose my words carefully. "You’re afraid of crossing a line, aren’t you?"
He nodded. "I have to be careful. If I step in too much, I become a tyrant. If I don’t step in enough, people die."
"So, either you’re a dictator or you’re neglectful."
"Pretty much."
I scribbled something down in my notes.
"Have you ever wanted to just... let go?" I asked.
He hesitated.
That told me everything.
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Clark’s Greatest Fear
"What are you afraid of, Clark?"
He swallowed.
Then, softly—
"Becoming what people fear I might be."
I stopped writing.
Because that was it, wasn’t it?
Clark Kent, Superman, the world’s greatest hero...
Was terrified of himself.
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Session End: 1:32 PM
By the end of our session, he seemed lighter.
Still Superman.
But also Clark.
"Thank you," he said, standing. "This helped."
"You’re welcome, Mr. Kent."
He smiled at that.
Then, as he left—
The walls shook.
Not metaphorically.
Literally.
Because Superman took off at superspeed, and my poor office was not built for that.
I sighed, rubbing my temples.
I need to start charging extra for property damage.
While superman isn't my favorite superhero , I can relate , being a poster child is hard🙂 not that I would know I mean , just because you are the girl your parents are always comparing your siblings with in the academic aspect doesn't necessarily mean you're a poster child , right 🤔
Being a therapist is hard. Being a therapist to gods, monsters, villains, and existentially confused cryptids? Now that’s a full-time nightmare.
Dr. Lillian Hart (totally legit, don’t ask for credentials) thought she had a normal job—until a griffin booked an appointment, a baby dragon cried on her couch, and Voldemort showed up needing emotional validation. Turns out, an ancient, bored Eldritch being decided to spice up her life by linking her tiny office to the multiverse.
Now? She’s giving Dumbledore tough love, helping Goku process his work-life balance, and somehow getting hit on by morally questionable dark lords. And just when she thought it couldn’t get weirder, the Eldritch horror starts offering unsolicited life advice.
Welcome to the strangest therapy practice in existence. Sessions are open, reality is optional, and sanity is... well, negotiable.
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