I woke up this morning feeling something VERY heavy weighing me down. It was Shemore. Of course it was.. I was so sure it would crush me but, apparently not. Anyway, I attempt to shove it off of me. I successfully push it off. I don't think it's awake..

Anywayyy... I gotta clean this place. It is so freaking dirty!!! Ever since Shemore has entered my life, it has made my house a MESS. There's poop on my front porch and dirt tracks throughout the ENTIRE place!!! I don't know if I'll be able to clean this.. Welp, I'll try anyways..

                                                                     After a thorough cleaning..

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After I cleansed my house of poop and dirt I finally was able to go outside. It was dark. Why is it dark? You know it might have been better if it stayed day all the time.. Actually, scratch that thought. 

I can't believe I'm still continuing this..................

I decided to stay inside and feed Shemore. It was apparently very hungry so I gave it some cheese. Yes, cheese. It likes the cheese OK?!