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The Everything: Integration

The UUM Connection: Talax

The UUM Connection: Talax

Apr 27, 2025

Sep 10th, 2026. A development however, occurred. 1 month after the first official contact with the UUM, a website popped up, and mysteriously was put into the bookmarks of every device on the planet. Named "The UUM Connection", at www.UUM.multi. The weird URL confused people, but as they clicked on the link. A sci-fi aesthetic website opened up. Its user interface was masterful, sci-fi in style, and easy to use. Even had a 'tutorial' button, that explored parts of the website, with a voice.

There were a few tabs. First was 'UUM News'. That displayed events, and announcements of the UUM. There, it had the entire timeline of UUM interaction on it, starting from the whole moon thing, to now. With the latest entry 'A nice fox fellow named Talex finished the UUM website, you are on now, and published it. Putting it in everyone's bookmarks." With detailed explanations of each event, and even a full video of the meeting available to watch, and a text transcription.

The next tab was 'UUM Documents'. Where it was black for the moment, with the text "When the UUM decides to share scientific, or legal documents from its systems with you, you can find them, and read them here. They will come soon."

The next tab was 'UUM Contacts', where you enter into a prompt some text, click a button, and your webcam would turn on, it would scan your face, and put your name, job, and even identity on the message, and then send it to Talex. Then... it would ask for your email for a reply. Once entered, if it was not your email, it would know, and delete your message. If it was valid it said "Talex may reply. If your message is something small, or stupid. Then he will not, and you will get an automatic response." It said on the page that "This is for use by organizations, world leaders, and the regular populace to officially contact the UUM... or more accurately Talex. It's perfectly secure, unless you share it yourself."

That was all that was on the webpage at the moment. Except for social links, that linked to... a twitter account named "UUM Official" that had one post "Talax here, made this for less... official posts. Heh.". Along with the unofficial reddit communities for the UUM link. Along with an official youtube channel for the UUM. Where the only video was a full copy of the UUM's first contact UN meeting, with comments enabled. What was odd... was the lack of icons, and insignia.

Hackers of course investigated... but found the website... was quantum in nature, and immune to all forms of hacking. With it even being possible to connect with little, or no internet connection. As it was found a tiny piece of quantum code was put, and spread to every device, that somehow linked to wherever the UUM was hosting this website, it was theorized it was in their space station.

The UUM Offical mainly posted official announcements, but its comments on other twitter posts were there. For example... Elon Musk said '@UUM Can I borrow a wormhole, to transport people to mars?'. With a reply a few hours later of "Na, terraform your own planet first, and we can talk.' Soon, various people reported that using contact service, he sometimes replied to people, with a few sporadic screenshots of his short, often funny, or deeply... interesting replies. Sometimes a hit about science, when asked a question about science. Or a hit about the UUM here, and there if asked. Politicians, and organizations reported to get contact faster. But, some could not get anything but an automated response.

Talex's presence on Twitter was as chaotic and unpredictable as one might expect from a quantum AI fox with an attitude. His account, @UUMOfficial, though officially labeled, was anything but professional. His tweets oscillated between casual banter, dry sarcasm, and the occasional cryptic insight into the nature of the universe. The world had never encountered an alien entity with a sense of humor before, and people weren't quite sure what to do with it.

When a well-known astrophysicist tweeted, "I still can't wrap my head around the sheer energy needed to sustain a stable wormhole. Any hints, @UUMOfficial?", Talex responded within minutes: "E=mc^2 + 5th force of nature = space magic!" The reply was infuriatingly vague, prompting hundreds of scientists to dissect its possible meaning.

A self-proclaimed tech mogul attempted to bait him into a more grounded discussion, writing, "@UUMOfficial, okay but seriously—how does your hacking even work? You just injected a website into every device on Earth without malware. That's not possible." Talex shot back, "And yet, here we are. Get used to it. Just because you do not understand how something works, does not mean it does not work."

Others tried to provoke a response by being outright ridiculous. One user, clearly testing the limits, posted, "If I put my phone in the microwave, will it delete your creepy fox code?" Talex replied dryly, "Yes, and it will also delete your ability to own a functioning phone. Win-win. Also may remove your ability to microwave food." Another user asked, "Hey @UUMOfficial, is the deer single?", to which Talex responded, "You're not his type. The sheer power difference alone... focus on getting a human mate."

It wasn't just the general public engaging with him. Governments and officials began testing the waters too, seeing how far they could push this strange new channel of communication. The European Space Agency tweeted a cautious, "@UUMOfficial, would the UUM be open to scientific collaboration? There's so much we could learn." Talex, for once, wasn't sarcastic: "Yes, but at a later time. That is what we are plaining. We are waiting on specific conditions by you to increase our level of contact. Integration is a official legal process." NASA followed up, more direct, "Would you be willing to provide even basic advancements in energy technology? Fusion research has stagnated." Talex's response was almost dismissive: "Perhaps at some point. Focus on what you can do, and work on that space tether idea someone's been floating around."

Celebrities, eager to capitalize on the moment, tried their hand at interacting with the most famous alien in human history. One pop star tweeted, "@UUMOfficial, do you listen to Earth music?" The response came quickly: "Yes. Part of UUM integration, is that the integration teams only source of entertainment is the target civilizations media... for better or worse." A film director attempted to be witty, writing, "Alright, but would the UUM fund my sci-fi movie? @UUMOfficial" Talex's reply was cold: "Fund it yourself. Lack money? Fix your systems." The director took the L in silence.

Not all interactions were lighthearted. A high-profile conspiracy theorist, notorious for spreading fear about the UUM, tweeted, "WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! @UUMOfficial IS REWRITING HISTORY AND PLANTING PROPAGANDA. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR FREE WILL!!!" Talex didn't hesitate: "My guy, your entire personality is based on screaming at clouds. We gave you a website, not mind control." The reply went viral instantly, sparking an avalanche of memes.

The official U.S. government account tried to maintain a level of decorum, posting, "@UUMOfficial, does the UUM recognize Earth's sovereignty in interstellar affairs?" Talex's response was blunt: "You have no interstellar affairs without us." The White House didn't reply.

One of the more interesting moments came when a theologian posted a carefully worded tweet: "@UUMOfficial, does the UUM believe in a concept of God?" There was a noticeable pause—longer than usual. Then, Talex replied: "Most civilizations imagine gods, tricking themselves to think its real, and use them as a tool for moral development, before scientific reasoning becomes commonplace. Thou at times, this tool was in the hands of bad actors who weaponized it. But there are real powerful beings. Some civilizations find so-called gods. Some create them. Some become them. For the UUM, we have no such thing as a god, all we see are just beings. Even if a being is very powerful, or god-like. Magic, mysticism, is just unknown science. The closest thing to a god, in the UUM... is the UUM. In our collective, our faith is not placed in a single being. Its placed in ourselves, our progress, and our collective. As if it was placed in a lord, a real powerful being, how would that be any different then a dictatorship with one leader? So yeah. We are hiding nothing about that, and our culture. We are fucking aliens, that mix thousands of cultures together? Do you think god, or religion is truly compatible?" The cryptic response sent religious communities into a frenzy of speculation, anger, fear, and denial.

A tweet from a trans activist says "What are your opinions on LGBTQ+, and fandoms like furries? @UUMOfficial" With talax responding "Can be moral sometimes, but is complex. I support it. UUM supports it. Be animal-humans if you want. You are beings, you matter, that is all. Sincerely, a digital fox thing. Just stay in school, and cure cancer or something while you are at it, and try not to be too sexual. Its a identity thing, not a sex thing. Recognize the fact that every species in the universe has reproductive instincts, and there is variance in strength, and expression between genders, species, and individual genetics. Along with a mind that can deny, accept, or make sex a part of there identity. This issue is complicated, so have fun, live life, make life heaven best you can as its logical. Heh, Whatever, i'm just here to help drag your civilization along to your own version of heaven with my team.❤️"

A tweet from a politician read "The UUM is powerful. Too powerful. They have control over our internet! Now they are influencing us with there propaganda! They are making us into them! They do not respect our sovereignty, cultures, or beliefs! Don't believe the lies!" With Talax replying "Correction: We do not respect immoral things. Reality is too complex for such a idea as sovereignty, or your various beliefs to never be harmful. You just got the idea in your head, that its moral. When in reality it is not fucking twat. We will not force you to change. We are too powerful to need too. All we need to do, is be here, and give logical ideas, plus a bit of pressure, and you will change yourselves."

Every day, Talex's account was flooded with questions, jokes, theories, and outright nonsense. Some he answered seriously, others he ignored, and some he tore apart with sharp wit. But whether people loved him or feared him, one thing was clear: the UUM was here, and they were watching.

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