Asher sitting on the couch reading a book

Demon: Perfect

Demon holds out their hand Is black ball of ink appears Making a horrific a domonic looking bug

The demon snapped their fingers and teleports the bug onto the sofa

Asher: Oh, hello there bug. Let me put you back outside. Let me get my glove first. You never can be too careful Since we're in australia

Demon: We are Where?!!!

Later that night.

Asher is asleep in their Bed

The demon smiles creepily from the hallway. As they snap their fingers and the ambience of the room changes, creepy noises coming from outside the branches scratching on the window. Creaking coming from the hallways.

Asher opens There eyes, They looks at the door Before he reaches over and opens. A drawer on his bedside table and pulls out and eye mask. then presses a few buttons on this weird machine next to the bed Playing generic rain noises as They puts on the mask Before falling back to sleep.

Demon: HOW!!!!

Demon: Hey mortal I wanted to tell you that you're out of tomatoes And what the fuck!!

We see one of those big australian spiders in the kitchen

Demon: Mortal Mortal!!!

Asher: Yes, demon? Oh A wolf spider!

Demon: that is what that thing is. I thought it came from the pits of hell.

Asher: I know.

Multiple people that would agree with you hold on

Asher disappears

Demon: Mortal mortal!!! Don't leave me with this thing.Oh my god it moved!!!

Asher Reappears with leather gloves And a Bugnet

And effortlessly gets the bug into the And successfully takes them outside 

Demon: You are fearless

Asher: No i'm australian