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Huh? What’s wrong? Life isn’t fair? Deal with it; life is never fair. Hardships bring you nowhere, luck has a discriminating eye, and being powerless under the eyes of destiny is normal. I am the writer, I am the watcher, and I am the reader. I control it all, every soul and their choices are under my command. They don’t know it, but I am fate, and lives are given by me. This is a list of stories of souls trying to defy me, but failed miserably. 

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What? Still there? Oh you’re waiting for the stories. If you are, you need to wait a bit, my stories take a lot of time to write, and the overlords (yes, even if I control fate, my powers are still limited and they are some far more stronger than little old me ) are making me work to my bones with stupid little errands. When will the first story be out? You do not have the right to know. Who do you think you are? Know your place little mortal. Be happy that I am willing to share some of my power so that you can read. You are a mere fleshy and useless dust in my eyes. It will come out when it comes out, but I can promise that it will be out at the latest a week from now (07-05). Look forward to it, you stupid flesh balls.  

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