Kael: "Ah, welcome, my ladies. How may I assist thee?"
MINAKO IMMEDIATELY PANICS.
Minako (grabbing random items, flustered): "Uh—uh—50 packs of gum, please!"
Makoto (nervous, pointing to something random): "I’ll take… 20 hot dogs!"
THEY HAND HIM THEIR MONEY AND SPRINT AWAY.
THE CASHIER JUST STARES.
Cashier (deadpan, to Kael): "Sir, you just broke more customers."
Meanwhile… Rei Tries to Stay Calm
Rei Hino, THE most composed, unshakable girl, enters the store.
Kael turns to her, nodding.
Kael: "Ah, the lady of fire. It is an honor."
Rei FREEZES.
Rei (internally screaming):
"STAY. CALM. YOU ARE REI HINO. YOU ARE A WARRIOR. YOU ARE—"
Kael (smiling softly): "May I be of service to thee, my lady?"
Rei’s soul leaves her body.
She buys something random—she doesn’t even know what it is.
She leaves the store in TOTAL SHOCK.
Minako (laughing): "So? How’d it go?"
Makoto: "Did you keep your cool?"
Rei stares blankly ahead—THEN COLLAPSES INTO A BENCH, COVERING HER FACE.
Rei (whispering, defeated): "Oh my god, I’m one of them."
The Town’s Final Reaction
After weeks of suffering, Sora finally SNAPS.
Sora stands on a chair in the school cafeteria and YELLS:
"LISTEN UP! KAEL IS MY BOYFRIEND. MINE. YES, HE'S HANDSOME. YES, HE SPEAKS LIKE A ROMANTIC NOVEL. AND NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM. SO STOP STARING AT HIM LIKE HE'S A LIMITED-EDITION COLLECTIBLE."
The school explodes in screams.
Girls start crying.
The Kael Appreciation Club holds an emergency meeting.
Kael, still completely unaware of the storm he caused, simply smiles.
Kael: "My dearest Sora… thou need not make such declarations. My heart hath always belonged to thee."
A World Where Kael Lives
(The Legacy of Mercuries: Alternate Ending)
Kael was supposed to fall in battle. Instead, he survived.
Now, he's about to face something far more dangerous than the Dark Realm…
High school life.
Join him as he navigates a new world, unaware of the absolute chaos he’s about to cause!"
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