Read Efficiency Is Survival - BFDI Cult AU :: A Salty Scapegoat

TB: Attention everyone, Leader Golf Ball has ordered all of you to come outside her factory. She has upsetting news to announce. Thank you.

-Later-

Nickel: ...Is she going to come? Anytime soon?

TB: sigh She will.

Golf Ball walks out of the factory. Everyone cheers *crowd sound effect*

Tennis Ball and Golf Ball look at each other, Golf Ball grinning while Tennis Ball frowning in disappointment.

GB: Good Morning, everyone. Unfortunately, we seem to not have anything to eat this week. Our supply has been emptied out by someone for the third time, and we can't afford to make another trip to Two's hotel.

*crowd sound effect*

Needle: Oh my gumdrop!

Everyone goes silent

Needle: Again? Why are we letting this bastard get away with this? Do they somehow not realize we are starving?

TB: As much as I would like to know as much as all of you, the efforts that would be needed to put into finding out the thief is easier said than done, and it most likely will benefit us less than just-

Nickel: -It's definitely Fries! He hasn't complained about starvation once- and, and... and he was the only one near the supply yesterday!

TB: Is nobody listening to me today?

GB: ignorant Well...

She looks at Tennis Ball, whose eyes are already towards her

GB: ...he has a point, Tennis Ball.

Fries: Woah, woah, woah! Why am I being blamed out of nowhere?

Everyone looks at Fries

Fries: ...I've been eating my own fries for the past week to survive... I swear I didn't even touch the food last night! changes pose I'd never let Golf Ball starve!

...And the others, too, I guess.

Nickel: Likely story, potato-boy

*crowd sound effect*

GB: Everybody, silence! The plan is set. Fries will have my eye on him for today. The entire day.

*Bfdi gasp sound effect*

Shot of Fries's stressed face

GB: Now, get ready for a handful of work. We'll focus on growing food instead of finding it, for now.

Golf Ball walks back inside her underground factory. Tennis Ball drags himself behind her.

Needle: whispers to Coiny & Pin Who wants to bet he survives?

A distant voice is heard from behind them:

I do

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