Read My Life's An Anime :: An annoying battle

(As the wizdress is flying around. Looking for shenzhu. Some demon hunters begin attacking. But they're all injured with a single swipe.) You humans are weak. Yet... no matter how strong you get. I'll always be stronger. (Said the wizdress.) RUN! WE NEED TO ESCAPE! (Said the demon hunters.) I don't think you understand... (the wizdress threw boulders at the demon hunters. Injuring them.) I am escape. (Said the wizdress. But then. Sak approached. Getting in a stance.) You're fighting me now. (Said sak.) Then vermin survived. Not surprised. I didn't intend to end you with that. Yet you came back. Why is that. (Said the wizdress.) I'm not done until I win. There are too many people to lose now. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (Sak roars as he activates Ark once more. The wizdress' body tenses. Not with fear, excitement, or the feeling of a tough battle. But with anger and hatred for reminding her of shenzhu.) YOU ANNOYING RUNT! (The wizdress Screamed as she punched sak in the gut. Sending him flying over back to kaden. The wizdress then strikes sak with hundreds of bolts of purple lightning.) SUFFER! INSOLENT WORM! (The wizdress Screamed as she hit sak with one final bolt. Nearly killing him. But then. Kaden gets up. His bat broken... but his spirit harder than steelwood.) Keep your hands off my friend... (kaden looks up at the wizdress.) And your lightning. (Said kaden.) Fine. I'll just have some fun to bring shenzhu over. (Said the wizdress as the cracked her knuckles.) Fine. Come at me then! (Said kaden. The wizdress punched kadens' gut. But Kaden clenched his jaw and fists and countered with an uppercut. Knocking her back.) HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Kaden Screamed as he began fist fighting the wizdress. But the wizdress knees kadens' gut. Sending him flying. But Kaden bounces back up.) Fine... I'll show you what annoying runts can do! (Said kaden as he charged at the wizdress. Naruto style. Kaden then leaps up to her. Hitting her face with his behind.) Wha- (the wizdress was cut off by a massive fart.) GROSS!!!!!! EVEN FOR ME!!!!!!!!! (The wizdress Screamed. But kaden slammed his foot into the wizdress' face. Sending her to the ground. Kaden falls down with a roar and axe kicks her back.) SUFFER! (The wizdress Screamed as she threw kaden across the crater.) WIZDRESS!!!! (Shenzhu has arrived.) Leave my students out of this. (Said shenzhu as he got into a stance.) SHENZHU!!!! (The wizdress Screamed as she ran towards shenzhu. Only for him to counter with a twist of his thrusted hand. Sending a huge gust of spiral wind at her. But she charges through it. Shenzhu throws several jabs at the wizdress. Knocking her back.) Despite my power level. (Shenzhu gets back in his stance.) I'm doing better than you thought. Am I right. (Said shenzhu. But the wizdress just ran at him. Throwing hands. Shenzhu blocks the attacks and deflects them. Shenzhu kicks the wizdress' gut. Sending her flying. He leaps after her. But the wizdress punches him to the ground. Creating a crater. Shenzhu comes back up with a haymaker punch. Sending the wizdress down to the ground. He falls down to her with a heavy chop. But the wizdress blocks it and kicks shenzhu back.) HAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Kaden Screamed as he punched the wizdress in the back. Sending her into a jab thrown by sak.) Don't worry master. We'll help. (Said sak.) Fine. But don't blame be if you get seriously hurt. (Said shenzhu. The wizdress goes after shenzhu. But Kaden runs up and punches the wizdress in the face.) Nuh uh! (Said kaden. Sak then throws jabs at her chest. While shenzhu throws that spiral gust of wind at her. Sending her flying. Kaden rushes over to the wizdress. Grabbing a pickaxe ok the way. Slamming it into the side of her head. But there was no damage.) Is that all you humans can do? (The wizdress said before punching kaden away. Shenzhu then appears in front of her. His hand in the same position as before.) GET LOST!! WARLOCK!!!!!!! (Shenzhu Screamed as he sent a spiral gust of wind at the wizdress. Sending her flying and hitting an iceberg.) That's all of them... right? (Said an exhausted sak.) Yeah. I don't sense and other. (Said shenzhu.) Sense? Also. How do you know what our power levels are? This isn't dragon ball. (Said kaden.) I sensed your ki. You all give off a small amount of ki. It's how I've been figuring out your power levels. (Said shenzhu.) OK. Maybe this is dragon ball. (Said kaden.) Well. There goes my bat. (Said kaden. Holding the two pieces of his broken bat.) The blacksmiths can fix it. But it'll take about a month because it's a special alloy. (Said shenzhu.) Special alloy? (Said kaden.) Yes. Special alloy. That bat gave your attacks a times 10 boost. So at the moment. You're stuck at a power level of 20 thousand. If you had the bat with you now. It'd be 200 thousand. Obviously. (Said shenzhu.) Dang. Wish I could use it already. (Said kaden.) You can swear you know. We're not your parents. (Said sak.) I know that. Swearing was never really my thing. And you're younger than me. So that'd make me the parent. (Said kaden.) WOILD NOT! (Said sak.) Would to. (Said kaden.) Anyway. Get back to training. (Shenzhu walks away. But stops.) Kaden. Say hi to fallspast for me. (Shenzhu Said before walking away.) He knew? (Said kaden.) I guess. (Said sak.) Well. I'm gonna go back to fallspast. What're you gonna do? (Said kaden.) Probably to some exercises. I want a higher power level. That wizdress destroyed me. I want to be able to protect the people. (Said sak.) Goodbye. Goodluck. (Said kaden as he walks off. Back to the steelwood gardens. Sak goes to the pond after peace and begins doing push-ups, sit-ups, squats, and running 6.1 miles. While kaden is battling fallspast.) Dammit. Why am I so weak. (Said a contemplating sak. Meanwhile. Kaden is struggling to keep up with fallspast. Who's going all out. Like a blur. Kaden kicks and punches but misses. Kaden then punches the ground. Causing fallspast to lose his balance. Kaden then charges at fallspast. Throwing a punch. But fallspast uppercuts him into the sky. Fallspast jumps up to kaden. But Kaden punches fallspast in the face. But no damage. Fallspast then leaps up and grabs kaden. Slamming him into the ground. But Kaden bounced back up.) Come at me!!!! (Kaden Screamed as he ran towards fallspast. Throwing a haymaker punch at his side. Sending fallspast flying back.) I can't feel your attacks growing. Maybe you need a boost. An adrenaline boost! (Fallspast begins speedblitzing kaden. Activating the adrenaline boost. Doubling kadens power. Now at 40 thousand. Kaden charged at fallspast. Throwing punches. But fallspast counters by tanking the attacks and punching kadens' gut. Sending him flying. Kaden jumps up and falls back down with a slam. But fallspast dodged and kicked kaden.) Come on. Get back up. (Said fallspast. But Kaden isn't getting up. Fallspast walks over and kneels down. But Kaden kicks his face. Knocking him back.) THAT BLOOD WAS KETCHUP!!!! (Kaden Screamed as he punched fallspast in the gut. Sending him flying. Fallspast throws rocks at kaden. But Kaden dodges and throws several punches. All hitting fallspast. But after all the attacks thrown at fallspast. He isn't even breathing heavily. Nor has he taken damage.) You sire your power level is 100 thousand? I feel like I'm not even scratching you. (Said kaden.) It's 100 thousand. At the moment. It's halted until I absorb my other side. Then it'd be 200 thousand. But a power level of 20 thousand isn't enough to beat someone with a power level of 50 thousand. What makes you think it'll be enough for 100 thousand? (Said fallspast.) I thought it'd do at least something. Then again. I didn't even do anything against the wizdress. (Said kaden.) That's because her power level is 4 million. (Said fallspast.) Makes sense. (Said kaden.) One more attack. Then I'll head to bed for the night. (Said kaden.) Alright. Hit me. (Said fallspast.) KAMEHAMEHA!!! (Kaden hits fallspast in the gut with a Kamehameha motion. Knocking him back.) There. I'm headed to bed. (Said kaden as he walks off.) "Something about that kid scares me. It's like he has a power ready to burst out. Like a wildfire. But worse." (Fallspast thought to himself. Kaden begins doing push-ups before bed. After around 1000. He falls asleep. In the morning. Kaden wakes up to a bright sun in his face. But in reality. It was the sunlight shining off of Saks bald ass head.) Wake up. You're supposed to be training. (Said sak.) I have tim- (kaden checks the time. It's already noon.) Well. That sucks. I had something planned for the morning. Though. It was a good dream I had. (Said kaden.) What was it about? (Said sak.) Eh.... it was a battle between the wizdress... and... uhh.... I was destroying her.... yeah. (Said kaden.) Sounds great. Get up. Time for lunch. (Said sak before he walked off. But Kaden done 100 push-ups before headed out.) Alright. I'm here. (Said kaden as he walked up to sak, shenzhu, and fallspast.) So. Do we have a plan for the warlocks? Let alone the titan? (Said kaden.) Yes. You and sak will be the ones to beat the titan. After I kill the leaders. I'll join you along with fallspast once his other side rejoins. (Said shenzhu.) Alright. (Said kaden.) So. What's the warlock titans power level? What should we strive for? (Said sak.) 10 million. (Said fallspast.) 10 MILLION!? (Sak screamed.) Well. We do have Ark. As well as a bat that increases my attack power by times 10. As well as that adrenaline boost Doubling that. So all we need to do is train. (Said kaden.) Right. (Said shenzhu.) Kaden. You'll need to be careful. The warlock titan dwarfs people like you. Like you're an ant. Even dwarfs me. Though. I'm only 10 feet tall. (Said fallspast.) Well. I'll just summon my butt cheeks to destroy his size. (Said kaden.) Alright. Fallspast. Train kaden. I'll be taking sak. (Said shenzhu.) I was planning to. (Said fallspast.) Sak. Come. (Said shenzhu as he began walking.) Yes, master. (Said sak.) Don't use Ark for long periods of time. The reason why I didn't do it against the wizdress is because it drains a year off your life for every minute used in it at any stage below 10. Above that and the time shortens and years increase. I want to be able to defeat the warlocks before I go. So I don't plan on dying any time soon. (Said shenzhu.) Yes, master. But... what if I use it at stage 20? How much years would be taken off in what time? (Said sak.) It'd take off 2 years every 30 seconds. So I can't use it for that long. Or at all. Since I'm only 90. It'd kill me pretty quick against the leaders. (Said shenzhu. Meanwhile. Kaden is fist fighting fallspast.) Harder. (Said fallspast.) I'm going as hard as I can. You're like a brick wall. Except not a brick wall. Because I'd be able to punch through it by now. (Said kaden.) I know. (Said fallspast. Fallspast blows kadens hat off with one of his punches. The hat falls unto a pond.) DON'T MESS WITH MY HAT!!!! (Kaden Screamed as he punches through fallspasts' defense. Knocking him back. Sending shock through his body. Kaden goes to pick up his hat.) I won't be wearing this for a while. (Said kaden.) Just ask shenzhu to dry it with the typhoon fist. (Said fallspast.) So that's the name of that windy thingy. (Said kaden.) He might be busy. So I'll just wait for it to dry. (Said kaden.) Alright. (Said fallspast.) So. Could you tell me about the wizdress and shenzhu? Why does she hate him so much? (Said kaden.) Believe it or not. But when shenzhu was in his prime. Back when he could've annihilated the warlocks without even trying. He didn't. Because the wizdress caught his heart. And they began dating. For years. Until he was 70. When his power level was below 9000. The wizdress asked him if he wanted to rule the world with her. But shenzhu declined. Saying he had everything he wanted. Yet the wizdress didn't like the answer. So she attacked him. They battled. But shenzhu won. But that was when his power level was over 30 million at the final stage of 'Ark.' Now it's most likely below the wizdress. That and it's kill him if he used it for long periods of time due to its downside of taking away the users lifespan slowly. At 20 It'd take away a few years every half a minute. (Said fallspast.) Dang. Sounds awful. (Said kaden.) It is. Especially for his age. (Said fallspast.) At the moment. Shenzhus power level is below 900. So with Ark at its final stage wouldn't be enough to kill the wizdress. (Said fallspast.) Well. Back to the training. (Said kaden.) Right. (Said fallspast. The two then ran at each other. Fists clenched.)

To be continued...