Coco’s Diary Entry

Monday, November 13th, 2023

Study Hall, Library

Alright, it’s study hall time. I’m at the library. I am focusing on the ants. Let’s f****** go.

Problem:

• The Black ants believe the Red Giantess loves sweets like them.

• The Red ants believe the Red Giantess loves spicy foods… like them. 

• The two hate each other as a result.

• Both colonies make up a large chunk of my head’s population… 

• Corporations barely have to pay them ANYTHING (sugar packets for the Black Ants, spices for the Red Ants). Each company is vouching for their majority hired color for THAT s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ reason.

• THE ANTS THINKING THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT AND DECIDED TO DECLARE F****** WAR ON MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

• I JUST WANTED CAKE; BUT ALL I GOT WAS A RACE WAR!

Solutions???:

• The Last Airbender Season 1 Episode 11 - The Great Divide (AKA the most underrated episode in animation history): Two tribes each remember an event that happened a 100 years ago VERY DIFFERENTLY from one another, forcing Aang to come up with a solution. In the end, Aang realizes that “hey… I’m ALSO a 100 years old” and LIES so he can prevent a war. Pretty unethical, but f*** it. I’ll just say the Red Giantess is into sweets AND spices.

• WAIT…. the Lorekeepers keep track of EVERYTHING and the ants are petty enough to dig through their archives. It’d be a bad look for the temple if they find anything that disproves what I say… F***!!!