Dear diary,

I have no idea what day it is anymore, but, Mother seems to think its appropriate to tell me that Jack isn't real! He is! At least, I think he is? I mean, he only ever appears when I'm alone and disappears when Mother comes in or one of my friends. Mother has found a boyfriend, she really annoys me, I don't care about her love life! I have Jack, he is all I need! Mother dearest is such a "great" mother! She says my boyfriend doesn't exist and that I'm "overreacting". I'm not! Honest! It's not my fault that my overies decided to die! It's my time of the month again, Jack should be round later with those newly invented menstrual pads. I have never had one before, they are very popular though. I suppose they will be selling out soon! Jack loves me, I think. I don't know. But if i ever had to choose between him and the sun, I'd be lacking Vitimin D. Unless Jack..............NEVERMIND