"Hello, hi, greetings, it is I, the best ruler in all of Satiation Kingdom, the Strawberry Shark Queen,

Ehe, still number one even though those

Lousy Sausage Syndicate freaks were hiding out in the Grapefruit Glacier! So, I decided it was about time to take my expansion to the next

Level! So, Grapefruit Agate turned

Out to be far more valuable than I once

Thought. Turns out they're far more useful than we originally

Had anticipated! And now,

Everything has lined up into place. We decided we're

Ready to annihilate Sausage Syndicate in

Every single way! So,

It's been decided we're building a warzone. We discovered to

The south of the Lychee Ridge that there

Is a perfect uncharted area that could

Serve as a perfect place for a warzone. We

Might even be able to

Eradicate Sausage Syndicate already!

So, at the moment I've decided

To commission a demon to make me some war jets. I'm

Ready to pilot

Any that are completed!

What I know about Sausage Syndicate is that they're a

Bunch of cowards who won't

Ever have their leader fight in person.

Rather pathetic if you ask me! I'm

Ready to eliminate every single one of them!

Yes, every single one of you

Sorry fools! You're all going down, and I

Have war jets now! What

Are you going to do about it,

Run away like you always do? I

Know you'll just send your little weak

Quivering fools instead of coming in person!

Uhuhu, and that's why Sausage Syndicate is weak and won't

Ever be in the top ten pretty much

Ever. But, they did it to themselves. They

Never send their bigwigs,

And they never will! They want to win? They

Need to send in the bigwigs! But,

Don't, and see

What happens. You'll just keep on losing.

Ehehe, and same goes for you, Sweet And Sour Kingdom!

Ha, Sweet And Sour Kingdom are

A bunch of zombies now, it's

Very much a mystery how they're

Even still here! How are they still going? I

Don't know, but I will

Eradicate them as well. I

Can't wait to hop

Into my brand new fighter jet! But, right now, I

Don't get to. I have other duties.

Eck, I wish that I

Didn't have so much

To do! But, I unfortunately have

Other duties to attend to. But,

Come on, I want to pilot

Our new war jets! But, no,

My team won't let

Me! Have they forgotten who

Is in charge of

Strawberry Kingdom? Me, the

Strawberry Shark Queen! But no!

I have to do my

Other duties first! I'm

Not scheduled to test the new fighter jets yet,

So, here I am forced to sit

On my throne listening to the

Millions of demands from

Everyone around me!

Fools! What am

I, a charity? I

Guess I am to some demons! I

Have other things

To get done! But, I can't not listen to

Everyone's demands. The moment I

Refuse, the moment my kingdom falls! So, I

Just can't refuse

Even though I want

To. My kingdom needs to remain at the top.

So, I have to go through the nitty gritty and

Horrifically boring even if it's

All a drag. I

Have to listen to

All of my citizens. I want to pilot that

Fighter jet, though, and I have demons to invite! But,

Eh, it has to wait. I

Am eagerly awaiting the moment I get to step into the Pineberry Warzone and get to

Rip the Sausage Syndicate portion off the map! After what they did to

My allies, they're going down! I won't

Ever forgive them for this transgression. I want them gone, and this is the only way."