Entry Title: “The Day My Dignity Sank Into a Chamber Pot”
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It began a week ago.
My leg—wounded.
The pain kept me still.
But that was not the source of my pain.
Something deeper stirred—
inside my stomach.
Swollen. Sick.
I could not eat.
I could not speak
without fearing I’d spill
what little remained inside me.
It was not blood.
Nor fever.
Nor heartbreak.
It was something lower.
Something… base.
A beast without poetry.
A Witch Doctor came.
Cold-eyed. Distant.
He asked me questions
no lady should endure.
“Do you use protection?”
“Have you pooped?”
I wanted to scream.
I wanted to vanish into satin sheets.
But the truth sat heavy in my belly.
Thick. Silent.
Rotting like pride too long ignored.
They made me take a test.
They gave me bitter vials.
And then—
the gates opened.
A pain I had dressed in silk
left me in steam and water.
My shame flushed out
with every cramp.
And I,
a noblewoman,
stood reborn.
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I thought it was a curse.
A punishment from heaven.
But it was only the gut.
Abandoned. Forgotten.
Seeking revenge for my stillness.
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Memo to self:
Let no woman fear to name her suffering.
Let no body be treated as too elegant to break.
And when the belly speaks—
Listen.
Even if it whispers
from the seat of disgrace.
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Common Causes of Constipation
(a.k.a. Why Your Gut Is Giving You the Silent Treatment)
• Inactivity
→ Lying around too long = lazy intestines.
Your colon likes a bit of movement drama.
• Dehydration
→ No water = dry poop = betrayal in solid form.
• Low-Fiber Diet
→ Too much meat, rice, dairy, or “clean food” with no roughage = smooth in, stuck forever.
• Stress or Travel
→ Your gut hates change. New place, new stress = full shutdown mode.
• Medications
→ Painkillers (especially opioids), iron pills, antihistamines, antidepressants…
(Ask your doc if you’re not sure.)
• Ignoring the urge
→ You “held it” too long.The gut got offended.Now it’s holding you.
• Post-Injury or Illness
→ If you’re stuck in bed or healing (like the noble lady), your gut joins the sick leave.
• Too many binding foods
→ Bananas, cheese, white bread—delicious, yes. Poop? No.
• Hormonal shifts
→ Menstruation, pregnancy, thyroid issues = chaos disguised as grace.
“The gut is a loyal servant—
but ignore it too long,
and it becomes a vengeful spirit.”
— Fenzaar, probably
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≡ Next Case: Milk Tea Prayer
Sin in a cup. Sweetness as surrender.
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