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What's Cooking In the Horror Kitchen?

Dish 5: Teapot Spirit, Opening Acrostic

Dish 5: Teapot Spirit, Opening Acrostic

Jul 31, 2025

"Maybe I shouldn't have gotten into the culinary arts when I was a child.
You know, maybe I'm regretting it just a little.

Or, maybe that's the fear talking. I
Don't know. After my trip to Switzerland yesterday, I am starting to rethink my
Decision just a little.

Just a tad. But,
Oh, no, push that all
Back! It's just a little teeny, tiny issue! I'm much
Stronger willed than this! It's

Basically my fault I wasn't more stubborn on the chocolate cake thing.
Ultimately, that's my fault, I
Should have tried maybe a tiny bit harder
In the end to say
No, or suggest another kind of cake. But my client
Ended up being a
Stubborn one in the end. I probably
Shouldn't have just begrudgingly agreed, but I

Didn't want to upset her,
Or anything. As the saying goes,
Err? The customer is always right? I'm pretty
Sure that's what I heard over in that stupid
Noxious world of America. Being
There changed how I

See things. Honestly, people from
There are loud and extremely open
About their opinions, and they go on
Ranting tirades all the time, often applying
Their morals to the rest of the world! I

Feel like with the invention
Of the internet that's gotten much worse. We need to
Reverse course. Back to not

Typing out everything you align yourselves
With! Ah, oh well. Moving
On, I don't regret getting into the culinary arts. These food ghosts are just a

Mighty setback, and nothing more!
One day, I will have a cultural restaurant in
Rome, and it'll be the best cultural restaurant in the world! The best their
Ever was! I still have a long way to go,

Don't get me wrong! Years, probably, but
Ah, soon, I will be starting my odd jobs business.
Yes, two days left until it
Starts up. For now, I still have

Some free time, so maybe I can tackle
One more Paranormal Food Ghost Investigation.

I mean, maybe.

To be completely
Honest here, that blog owner
Is extremely suspicious. I have
No idea what they might be capable of. But, I won't
Knock too hard on that door.

I guess I shouldn't get too comfortable. It's not
Like I have to say yes if they
Lead me into another mission. I can

Just decline if they seem
Obviously suspicious. But,
I don't want more people or chimeras to get hurt. I have
No intentions of ever letting that happen!

And, so I should probably not say
No. I will do
One more before I start
The odd job business, even though I
Have already done a baking job and got paid and
Ended up taking that birthday cake job, let's just
Regard those as trial runs! I

Properly start my odd jobs
At the beginning of next week at the
Ripe of the beginning,
As the countdown from this moment does
Not end until forty eight hours from now.
Of course, I could speed it up, but I'm
Rigid on it starting up when I originally set
My countdown to reach zero.
As it stands, though, it's not
Like I'll be getting a lot of requests

For awhile anyway, so
Of course, I'm down to
Other work. I do
Doubt that I will be

Getting paid for the Paranormal Food Ghost Investigation Team work, but I
Hardly care if it's
Only volunteer. I don't even know who that blogger is
Since they're completely anonymous.
They could be anyone.

I'm not sure who,
Nor do I know if they knew me. I'm
Very sure we're
Entirely strangers to one another.
Strangers entirely. But,
That's because I didn't see any pictures
In which could
Give away their identity.
Anonymity is kind of scary
To be honest,
I can't imagine completely hiding who I am.
Okay, on social media, maybe.
Never give out your real name unless it's for

Business purposes. But,
Uh, this person,
They don't even have a username, they're just anonymous, so,

Maybe I
Am just a teeny tiny bit more suspicious.
Yes, they could realistically
Be anyone. They might
Even be someone I know. Hmm,

No, let's rule that
Out. I think that's doubtful, possible, but
Truly doubtful. I am certain

They just trace the IP address of every visitor in case of
Hackers and trolls.
At the end of
The day, they have to keep their

Blog safe, and I don't blame them. Hmm,
Let's just sign up
On the next investigation, I
Guess. I already am getting caught up

On food ghosts pretty much everywhere,
What would one more hurt? I'm
Not sure if there's a selection process,
Even so, I will elect myself. I'm
Rather nervous after

I went through that portal, though,
So let's hope that

Something like that doesn't happen again!
Ugh, honestly I
Simply don't understand how that
Portal appeared!
It is better than having to
Crunch on time
In order to board a plane, so
Oh well, I guess I'll take the portal, but
Ugh is it
So incredibly weird.

Anonymous is pretty suspicious, it's
Like maybe they're from the future. No,
Stop. That's extremely dumb.
Of course they're not. They're

Obviously just a bit on the supernatural side. I
Doubt they're from the future, that's
Dumb. Oh, well, time to start the day."
Palamon
Pala

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#europe #summer #comedy #absurb #paranormal #chimeras #poetry #acrostic #horror #comedy_horror

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