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What's Cooking In the Horror Kitchen?

Dish 6: Ice Cream Beasts Opening Acrostic

Dish 6: Ice Cream Beasts Opening Acrostic

Aug 07, 2025

"So, I guess, today is when my
Odd jobs business is supposed

To start, but at the moment, I don't think I'll be getting too many
Odd jobs, especially immediately. At least, I
Doubt I will get
A whole ton of jobs, especially since,
You know, I have to advertise myself.

I don't know where to even

Start. I don't have any big following on
The web. I suppose I could
At mention the university, I know they have millions of followers, but I am
Rather sure no one checks
That page. Maybe I could advertise

Myself on job boards?
You know, it's worth a try. But, I don't know. Maybe I should have made fliers

Or paid for a billboard, I guess I could
Do that. I still have plenty of savings I never
Dared touch. But, for now, I guess I should

Just advertise online. Maybe I'll get more traction
Online, but I don't have the foggiest of an idea. I'm
Barely known outside being a valedictorian.
So, I have to advertise myself. For hire

Business is such a difficult world, isn't it?
Ugh. I guess I probably
Signed myself up for failure, but my restaurant
Isn't going to fund itself!
Nope, so I have to be proactive and do
Everything I can to ensure I'll one day
See my restaurant with my own two eyes! It will be a long and
Slow process, but someday, I'm sure it'll work out.

But, for now, I have to work for it.
Ultimately, I know it is going to
Take a very long time, but

In the end, I just have to keep on going. I

Hardly ever give up when it
Involves my dreams. Sure, I have the food
Ghost nonsense to worry about, and I
Have been for a little over a week now, but it's not
Like that's going to last forever!
Yes, that's right, I have to be hopeful. I

Doubt it's going to last forever.
Of course, it's starting to get a little more dangerous.
Ugh, that teapot spirit
Burned me, honestly, I shouldn't have agreed
To go to the United Flop Of American again!

I'm wondering if it's best to

Withdraw myself from the Paranormal Food
Investigation Team, but I don't think that's a good idea. It's not
Like I can't handle one
Little burn, but I

Have a feeling it's
All about to get
Very dangerous from here on out.
Even if I can withstand some of the less lethal, it's

Probably going to quickly get deadly.
Even though I am not sure if it'll reach an
Overly deadly, at this
Point, it is possible. Those
Lousy food ghosts will do anything and
Everything to cause complete

Chaos, and to be perfectly honest here, every single
One of those food ghosts is going to be
Next level each time. What's next?
There's going to be haunted ice cream parlors?
Aha, no, no, let's not even go there,
Come on. I shouldn't think
Things like that, the food ghosts

Might be listening! I'm pretty sure
Every single one of them is

Diving inside my walls to listen to me!
Ugh, ugh, no, no, let's
Rewind. That's obviously not possible.
I know it's most certainly
Not. Why would it be? I
Guess I shouldn't spend

My energy thinking about these monsters.
Yes, that's right, it's my

First day as an odd job chimera for hire.
I should be positive, a
Ray of sunshine. Not
Some blood of moonshine. Ugh,
That's the stupidest opposite I have ever come up

With! In any case, I should
Eradicate negativity,
Eradicate this bubble of cooking thoughts inside me. I
Know I can't have this energy

Starting the day like this, it's day
One of my odd jobs business, if I am

Wallowing in my problems, I
Hardly think I'll be
Able to get any work! So, it's
Time to stop thinking about those

Stupid food ghosts, unless I'm summoned for another mission, I
Have no
Obligation to even waste my brain space on this, but
Ugh, I wish it were that easy. It's not
Like I can just stop thinking about it.
Don't get me wrong,

I wish it were that simple. But, this

Dastardly problem has gotten
Overly complicated and now

I'm involved. Oh, well, I am in it to lose it. I have
Need to just deal with

This on the side. It's
Hardly like I'm getting paid for this, so
Eh, it's a side gig.

Maybe it'll die down
Eventually, especially since there's not
An infinite amount of those
Nasty monsters, right? Of course
There isn't! I know there
Isn't! But, eh, positive vibes.
Maybe I'll get an
Early on odd job on day one! Ray of sunshine, good vibes."
Palamon
Pala

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#food #horror #slice_of_life #cooking #chimeras #Fantasy #comedy_horror #poetry #acrostic #Italy

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