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What's Cooking In the Horror Kitchen?

Dish 8: Cornzilla Opening Acrostic

Dish 8: Cornzilla Opening Acrostic

Aug 21, 2025

"I suppose it's safe to assume I'm basically

Going to become Mx. Worldwide. Or, Chimera Worldwide.
Uh, no, scratch that, Misses Worldwide, I prefer feminine terminology.
Even still, ever since I opened up my odd jobs business and
Started joining investigations for the paranormal food investigation team, I have
Seen some of the world, haven't

I? This will help enrich my future
Multicultural restaurant in Rome!

But, it comes at the cost of
Everything else, I guess. I
Can't say I'm particularly thrilled
Over the way this is going.
Maybe I shouldn't have joined the team
In the end, but, honestly, at least I can see the world.
Not that this is the way I wanted to
Go about it. This is not the way I wanted it to go

At all. But, it is what it is, this is

My life now whether I like
It or not. I don't want it to be this way. I
Never wanted it to be this way.
I never expected the way I'd be

Led around the world was through a supernatural
Investigation team. Sure, I
Thought my odd jobs might
Take me to a few other countries here and there, but
Let me be honest, this happening wasn't
Ever in the cards. I

Can't say I ever
Hardly envisioned myself
In a paranormal investigation team, but
My family is at risk, and so is
Everyone else. And, I don't want to put anyone at
Risk, that's why I
Am investigating everything I can.

Worldwide phenomenon
Or not, I don't want my family or friends at
Risk. I know that it's quite
Likely impossible to avoid being knocked
Down, but let's be real,
What can I do?
I can't prevent everyone from being in
Dire Straights. I wish I could.
Eh, I can't

Take on every single investigation either. Now that I
Have my odd jobs business going,
I can only do
So much. If someone hires me,

I won't have the time to
Stop some food ghosts.

Not like I'm getting
Overly flooded with
Tons of jobs yet anyway, so I

Will have the time, but I'll
Have less time
As the odd jobs start
To come in more often.

I guess, for the time being, I do

Have some time for
At least, a few extra investigations. I
Doubt I have a lot of odd jobs

In the next few months anyway.
No more than I'd say

Maybe ten. I'm still pretty small
In the world. I
Need to be happy with what I get,
Don't boast too much, or I

Will get my butt
Handed too me and bad reviews
Everywhere such as, 'you should
Never work with Siorc Ingne! He

Is a cocky little fellow

That boasts instead of doing
His job!' Man, if I get a
One star review,
Unless it's cleary a troll, I
Guess my career would be over.
Haha, I'm not saying
That one single one star review

Is the singular
Deciding factor if my business

Gets off the ground, but
Even one would make me look
Terrible. Very, very,

Terrible. It'd be a stain
On my legacy. Which, hasn't

Started yet, but I'm pretty sure
Everyone looks at
Every single review

That comes in for a service style job. I
Have no idea.
Eh, in any case.

What am I planning
On doing today? Heard about a
Recent karaoke club opened at a
Little restaurant lot in Padua, but I
Don't know if I'm interested.

Of course, I would go for the food, but I
Have no interest in singing, no

Way! I won't
Ever sing a single
Line. I have no interest in that
Lyrical nonsense. But, if

The food is good, I'll watch
Over some friends singing,
Or something? Well, not

Like Yinlong sings,
As far as I'm aware?
Though, I guess I wouldn't
Ever be invited to that sort of stuff in the first place. It's fine, I have other things to do."

Palamon
Pala

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#poetry #acrostic #karaoke #singing #Fantasy #chimeras #summer #Italy #food #cooking

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