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Yoshida Says It All

Cereal Date

Cereal Date

Aug 23, 2025

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Yoshida got up from his bed. "I'm glad to have the woman I have. I should probably discuss our future with her. I do wanna marry and have kids," he said to himself whilst unwrapping some butter crunch candy and ate it.

Kwesi was downstairs, eating a tamago sandwich that Mom made. "When is Yoshida coming down?"

Yosh came downstairs to see the egg sandwich. He sat down and ate his meal. "The dance was divine--except for the fact I got into a fight with Daizo."

"Della Madellena?" Nobushino raised his eyebrow. "That guy's a prick. Glad somebody knocked him down a peg. Hopefully, he can learn from this."

Yoshida put some cheddar on his sandwich whilst it was warm. "I hope so, too. At this point, Dad, he acts like a Saturday-morning cartoon villain, always trying to start with us."

"And he keeps getting knocked out." Nobushino cut on the TV; Animal Planet was on. "Now, if you excuse me..."

Yosh ate the last of his sandwich and left. "I'm going to work--I'll see you later."

.....

Yoshida was at work at a convenience store. "That'll be 5.50¥," he declared, giving an Indian man a Cubano melt he purchased.

.....

May was at Saku-Neko, getting ready to leave. She has cereal, milk, and add-ins in bag. Yosh was talking to her about his day at 7-Eleven. "Well, at my job, I got yelled at by some male Karen because I ran outta mayonnaise for his hot dog! He can go fuck himself."

"Yeah, that sucks. Anyways, I finally have your Cocoa Puffs, your Reese's Pieces, your Cookies & Cream Hershey's Drops, and some milk for us to share. For me, I have Fruity Pebbles, strawberries, and bananas. " May showed him the stuff.

The two arrived at Yoshida's parents' house; his rents were gone. They'll be back at 10 pm. "Mom said I could use the good bowls provided we clean them."

May cut on the TV to the sports channel, where Ayumu was fighting. "Hope my brother wins."

"Who's he fighting?" Kwesi asked.

"James Bluecorn, the first Native American welterweight champion." Yosh made him a bowl of Cocoa-y goodness. He then put Reese's Pieces, milk, and Hershey's Drops in it. "Want a bowl, Kwes?"

"Yeah," his African brother replied. 

Yoshida made him a bowl of cereal with milk. Kwesi then went upstairs. "I'd stay, but this is your date, so I'll just go watch TV upstairs."

May fixed herself a bowl of fruit cereal with bananas and strawberries. "I love fruity cereal!"

"Kay. Call me if you need anything," Yo replied as he went back to watching the main event. He turned to his girl. "I think he'll win this one. James Bluecorn has nothing on him!"

The fight has started. Ayumu was walking out to 'Livin On a Prayer' by Bon Jovi. His adoptive daughter was in the stands with a babysitter. "Let's go, Dad!"

James then started walking out to some Native American chants. His 2 teenage boys (Aiden and Jonathan, both half-white) were in the stands next to Yukari, Ayumu's child. (Sakaki wasn't able to make it; she was stuck in traffic on the freeway.)

The fight began. Ayumu threw a leg kick; James retorted with one as well, but it got checked. Then Ayu jabbed his 
Native American foe, but Mr. Bluecorn threw some haymakers, causing his Hungarian-English-Japanese opponent to bleed from his face.

"Come on, Ayumu!" Yoshida said quietly. "You've got this."

Two rounds later, James kneestruck Ayumu, but then... BAM! He countered with a flying knee of his own, knocking James out! "And Ayumu is the new welterweight champion!" A commentator exclaimed excitedly! "Still undefeated!"

Ayumu then brought Rukia to the ring for the interview. "I never thought I'd beat James; he had a chin. I thank him for this fight."

Bluecotrn hugged the winner of the fight. He then put his gloves in the middle of the ring. "I'm 22-3 now. I'm retiring."

Yoshida smiled a bit. "I knew he could do it. Benton owes me 50 yen."

May looked at her boo. "You bet on this fight?"

"Yeah." Yosh made him a second bowl.  "Wanna watch the post-fight press conference?" 

"Sure. Maybe we could watch Pokemon later." May made her a second bowl of fruity goodness. "Wonder who he'll fight next?"

Yoshida said back, "I'm glad to have this moment with you." He kissed his girlfriend's cheek, causing her to blush a little.

May kissed him back and went back to eating. "What should we name our kids?"

"I don't know. I want kids--don't get me wrong. Maybe we should wait till we have them..." Yosh ate some of his peanut butter candy whilst watching the press conference.

.....

Jonathan, one of James's sons, asked Ayumu, "What's next for you, Mr. Szilvester?"

"I guess clean out the welterweight division." He shrugged his shoulders. "But till then, my next opponent? Ribeye steak, a cheeseburger with extra mustard (no mayonnaise), and a Sprite with extra ice. Also, it's good you and Aiden respect your elders, reminding me of daughter; it's hard to come by." He opened his bottle of Bodyarmor. 

"How do you do a d'arce, Mr. S?" Aiden asked.

Ayumu showed him said move. "Next question."

"Also, what made you leave Judaism?"Aiden asked. 

"My ex-priest raped a kid. Next?"

Judas Okamoto asked, "What makes you go without swearing?"

"I don't like to swear; it leaves a bad taste in my mouth," Ayumu explained. "If you swear, that's fine. I just don't like to do it. Only swore once, I admit."

Ryuuji Lucas, a sports commentator asked, "So, what do you do when you're not training?"

"I play Pokemon, teach special needs, and I hang with my daughter. One time, I did tea party with my daughter; she made me wear a dress!" He started laughing.

Kanjori Artemas, another sports commentator, asked, "What's your secret to winning all your fights?"

"I try to finish my opponents. I never wanna fight to decision. I would if decisions went to the crowd. Sometimes, the crowd is better at judging fights than the judges themselves! Next question?" 

Kanroji then asked, "What are some healthy snacks you can suggest for up-and-coming fighters? I'm asking for my son, who wants to fight for Rizin, and all he eats is Reese's."

"Cheese, crackers, unbuttered popcorn, fruits, veggies, pemmican, dark chocolate... You can buy pemmican at the International Store. Any questions? No. I'm gonna go. I'll see you all at my next fight."

Yoshida turned to May. "I wanna fight Ayumu again. This time, for the title."

"But you're a bantamweight," she pointed out. "He also said if you wanna fight him, you're gonna have to go up to welterweight."

"Oh, right..." Yoshida made himself another bowl of cereal and started eating. "I wanna get 3 belts before I retire from MMA." He changed the channel to Pokemon. "I'm going to bed. Good night."
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