"Wait, I'm dead, how am I able to think right now?"  

"Welcome to the reincarnation system, the new and improved god tier early access"  

"Oh.. So this is the first class, not the second class, how convenient, maybe I could even become the personal punching bag for strengthening the demon lord"  

"That is among the list..."  

tom of chances".  

low...  

(Always so sudden)  

"Uhhhh, where's the hole?" I feel a tug on my hair and I look up.  

"Your reincarnation status: Demon Lord Of California"

"Wait What, California!"

Before the system responded, I get dropped into the throne room

"Your highness" The guard that originally spotted me is in front of me and, in
in his arms and the arms of his buddy, was me.

(You're a succubus!)

I almost scream "What am I doing over there, I'm right here" butl luckily don't
actually say it.

(Wait that means I'm..)I look down at my arms, they are slender and pale.
Past my arms are these two huge, distinct, bulges coming out of my chest.

I've had it with this system. What is it thinking, placing me in a woman's body

I look up and glare at myself.

It just comes out of my mouth withoutme even thinking "Silence him"

I watch as l, the other me, attempt to speak.

This is when I realize, if I want to continue, all has to go well.

"Who sent you, and what are you after?" I mockingly place my fingers on my
forehead, waiting for something to happen.

I suddenly feel a headache, and my energy is feeling sapped. Naturally, I glare.

("Look at that idiot, just sitting there on that throne, why is this world so
similar to like novels or something)

I Suppress a laugh as l listen to myself "What, an imagination, and that
profanity!" I try my best to sound the same as I remember her to sound.

"Whatever, its clear he has nothing, i guess that means I'll kill him now then."

That's when I realize, no sane human can kill himself.

I think of an excuse to get outof there, oh right.

"Wait, bathroom break."

"Hey if you're going to kill me just do it now" I somehow managed to speak.

I don't even know what I'm about to say means but

"impressive how yourable to break out of that one."

As long asI still kill myself, It wont change anything significant, right!

"Take him to the execution chamber, immediately."

"Yes, your highness"

"I guess this means that the execution was successful, the fact that I'm still
here"

I start to mock her.

"oh, generous and ever evil god of darkness, lend me your strength!"

I place may hands together, and right at that moment, a maid barges in.

"Don't do it, value your life" screams the maid. But it's too late, a dark cloud
comes out of my hands, right as she places her hand on my shoulder. It hits
both of us as it bounces off the mirror.

"Ahh the cold floor of the portable reincarnation segment"

"Welcome to the third class reincarnation, early access room"

"Proceeding to reincarnation"

(straight to the point)

I fall through the left wall this time

"Current reincarnation status; Demon Lord's Personal Maid"