So let me get this straight. Tiana slowly removed her foot from Shobai’s neck. The ogre, who imprisoned you, promised to set you free?

Yes. Shobai said.

On the condition that you… work harder?

Correct. He said. 

Then it dawned on him. 

What manager would let a hardworking employee go? If he met the quota, he’d spend the rest of his pitiful life as a dungeon prisoner. And if he didn’t, he’d suffer something worse than death. 

Still, he thought. Skilled men perform before kings. That’s what his mentor always said. If he was faithful in his work, he would be rewarded, right?

I know it sounds crazy. Shobai said. But I think–

Don’t. Richard said and gently grabbed Tiana’s hand. He had been beaten so badly, Shobai was impressed he could still form words. I apologize on behalf of this idiot. The name’s Rich. And you are?

Richer. Tiana said. 

I know you want to go to Behemoth? Richard said, not missing a beat. I think we can help each other out. My official title is Richard Koca, the Handsome Hero of Behemoth. I’m sure you’ve heard of me?

No. Tiana said. 

The Beautiful Behemoth, The Angelic Apex, The Green Geranium?

Are you finished? Tiana said.

Geranium? Shobai said.

Well, I'm VERY famous. In fact, I was ordained by the church to take over this dungeon.

And let me guess, you got captured. Tiana said. 

Which means, I know this dungeon like the back of my hand. Play your cards right, and I might take you with me when I escape. Richard said. 

Oh really. Tiana said, softly. You know the way out?

Yes, ma’am. Richard blushed.

Tell me. 

You’re gonna have to take me out to dinner first.

Shobai. Tiana said. Hold him down.

Tiana mercilessly beat Richard to a pulp. Again.

Ouch, okay! Richard said. Rumor is, there’s a gate–a secret exit on level four of the dungeon. 

Shobai remembered the old woman’s words. “Enter the gate.”

If that’s true. Tiana said. Then why haven’t you escaped?

The monsters. Richard said and pointed to Shobai. Only this idiot and that old hag were foolish enough to wander around there by themselves. But things have changed, I heard they’re sending an adventuring party down there to clear the level. If they keep the monsters busy–

We can escape. A big grin stretched across Tiana’s face. But how will we find the door?

With a toothy grin, Richard leaned in closer. We’ll use this. 

He held up Shobai’s map. Shobai panicked. When did Richard take it?

And I have the perfect plan to get past the guards. Richard said. So what do you say, partners?