Post by u/divide_me_by_sevens69

Everyone has a man named Greg that they can't stand.

Last week, Mr. Manager Man Gregory had the bright idea of "spicing up" the team meetings by inviting everyone to share something fun.

I can't stand this type of crap. First, I'm one of the few women in this office and not to "go there" but the whole environment is basically a pissing contest of misogyny. Even Heterosexual Sheila from accounting got written up for slapping someone on the butt and calling her toots. Anyway, no matter what I choose, I can just see the circle jerk of commentary I'll endure from the finance dudes. God forbid a woman work in STEM.

Mr. Greg man thought he was so smart for this, but the whole thing blew up in his face. We all sat down to our donuts and pre-meeting fun. Then, the next three people displayed their brilliant choices—all were different angles of our office's viral video moment: Greg falls down the stairs. Needless to say, that was the first and last office show-and-tell pre-meeting session. Greg isn't talking to us.

What a shame I didn't get to go because I was locked and loaded with that video of Greg reciting drunk poetry at the Wafflehouse, where he begged Sheila to take him back.

Anyway, am I the asshole?