Subject line: Referral

To whoever is concerned,

Hey, I called earlier and left a message. You would think that a receptionist might be getting paid to answer my call and pass me off on someone else? But whatever. I've got nothing to do but play phone tag all day. Sarcasm, FYI.

Anyway, I suppose I'd like to talk to somebody about OCD. It's not bad. Except for the fact that I can't stop touching every single smooth wall I see about seven times in a row, which is embarrassing when you're me.

I'm not expecting very much.

Okay, I'm just lonely.

Is this seven lines yet? One more...

~Meredith