Chapter 7: “Intern Evaluation Day: Divine Roast Edition”

Opening Beat:

- Ne Job wakes up to a glowing scroll labeled “Performance Review: Divine Metrics Attached”. Panic sets in.

- The scroll auto-unrolls and begins narrating his failures in a sarcastic tone. It's voiced by a minor deity of sarcasm.

Mid-Chapter Escalation:

- Ne Job is summoned to a celestial tribunal where divine interns are roasted by their supervisors.

- Each intern must present their “impact report.” Ne Job’s is a chaotic slideshow of accidental miracles, misfiled prayers, and one incident involving a goat and a thunderbolt.

Persona Spotlight:

- Introduce a rival intern: Seraphina of the Spreadsheet, who’s flawless, smug, and terrifyingly efficient.

- Ne Job tries to improvise his way through the tribunal, accidentally triggering a divine meme cascade—his slideshow becomes a trending celestial TikTok.

Climax:

- The tribunal is interrupted by a surprise audit from the Department of Divine Compliance. Ne Job’s chaos is reframed as “creative disruption.”

- He’s given a probationary extension, but warned: “One more goat incident and you're mortal.”

Closing Hook:

- Ne Job receives a mysterious anonymous note: “They’re watching. The internship is a test. Not all gods play fair.”

- Ends with him staring at the scroll, which now shows a countdown timer.