- Ne Job wakes up to a glowing scroll labeled “Performance Review: Divine Metrics Attached”. Panic sets in.
- The scroll auto-unrolls and begins narrating his failures in a sarcastic tone. It's voiced by a minor deity of sarcasm.
Mid-Chapter Escalation:
- Ne Job is summoned to a celestial tribunal where divine interns are roasted by their supervisors.
- Each intern must present their “impact report.” Ne Job’s is a chaotic slideshow of accidental miracles, misfiled prayers, and one incident involving a goat and a thunderbolt.
Persona Spotlight:
- Introduce a rival intern: Seraphina of the Spreadsheet, who’s flawless, smug, and terrifyingly efficient.
- Ne Job tries to improvise his way through the tribunal, accidentally triggering a divine meme cascade—his slideshow becomes a trending celestial TikTok.
Climax:
- The tribunal is interrupted by a surprise audit from the Department of Divine Compliance. Ne Job’s chaos is reframed as “creative disruption.”
- He’s given a probationary extension, but warned: “One more goat incident and you're mortal.”
Closing Hook:
- Ne Job receives a mysterious anonymous note: “They’re watching. The internship is a test. Not all gods play fair.”
- Ends with him staring at the scroll, which now shows a countdown timer.
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