For the first time in its miserable history, the Chalice of Emberlight was… comfortable.
The lights worked.
The chairs didn’t collapse.
The food no longer tried to eat *them* back.
Even Velna stopped complaining for an entire hour—a record in demon history.
But luxury didn’t change the guild’s rank.
They were still F-class.
And in the Demon Realm, “F” stood for “Forgettable.”
A few mornings later, Jexy yawned his way into the guild hall just in time to see Rhazel leaning over a cracked mission board.
“Busy day?” Jexy asked.
Rhazel grunted. “Trying to be.”
“Hmm. Sounds exhausting. I’ll supervise.”
“Yeah, figured you’d say that.” The dragonborn grabbed his cloak. “Come on. If you’re that bored, tag along. We’re heading to the mission exchange.”
Against all natural law, Jexy actually agreed.
The **Demon Realm Task Consortium** was one of the busiest places in Solneva—a grand hall where nobles, warlords, and desperate demons posted all kinds of requests, from escorting royal caravans to unclogging lava ducts.
Rows of parchment lined the walls.
The receptionist, a long-tailed imp in a vest, squinted as the two men approached.
“Oh, the Chalice of Emberlight again,” he said, voice dripping with polite pity. “We have a few *suitable* tasks for your… current level.”
Jexy’s eyebrow twitched. “Define *suitable.*”
The imp cleared his throat. “Let’s see… cleaning the Fire Hog pens in the West District. Or assisting a dock crew with scrubbing barnacles off vessels bound for the Sea of Ash.”
Rhazel winced. “...Yeah. That’s about our bracket.”
Jexy stared at the parchment like it had just insulted his lineage.
“Scrubbing pigs and boats. We’re the bottom of the food chain.”
The imp smiled nervously. “I believe you mean *entry-level opportunities.*”
“Entry-level humiliation,” Jexy muttered, turning on his heel.
Rhazel followed with a sigh. “Can’t be helped. We’re the lowest ranked guild in Solneva. Until we prove ourselves, all we get is trash.”
Outside, the spoiled heir stared up at the crimson sky, silent for a long moment.
“Rhazel,” he said finally.
“Yeah?”
“How strong is the Chalice now?”
The warrior scratched his chin. “Counting part-timers and Velna’s pet imp? Nineteen. Used to be over three hundred before the last guild war.”
“Guild war…” Jexy repeated.
That triggered a memory—rumors from taverns, whispers from merchants.
The **Grand Guild Wars**—an official event sanctioned by the Demon Council itself.
A brutal, all-out clash where guilds fought for status, territory, and survival.
A loss meant dissolution. A victory meant elevation.
To demons, it wasn’t just a tournament. It was natural selection with fireworks.
Jexy’s lips curved into a small grin. “When’s the next one?”
“Soon,” Rhazel said grimly. “A few weeks, maybe less. Lyssara’s been stressing about it. She’s already trying to find excuses to back out.”
“Hmm.”
Jexy looked toward the bustling market ahead, eyes gleaming faintly.
“Then maybe it’s time we stop being forgettable.”
That afternoon, he vanished into the **Golden Spine Bazaar**, a labyrinth of stalls that could sell anything—from dragon hearts to cursed tea sets.
He moved like a man with a mission and a wallet that feared for its life.
“Three crates of Voltra Nova grenades.”
“Five dozen rune-sealed scrolls—tier eight or higher.”
“And those—yes, the limited-edition Demonforged blades. Take ten. No, twenty. Just in case.”
“Sir,” one merchant stammered, “those scrolls are… one-use only. And cost ten thousand gold *each!*”
“Perfect,” Jexy said. “Make it an even fifty.”
Coins clattered. Contracts sealed.
By the time he was done, entire shopfronts were out of stock.
Merchants wept tears of joy and exhaustion.
Evening fell as Jexy strolled back into the guild, whistling off-key.
Inside, Lyssara sat at the meeting table with a mountain of reports and an even bigger headache.
“I don’t see how we can refuse the war this year,” she said to Rhazel. “If we withdraw again, the Guild Authority will revoke our license. But if we *join*—”
She rubbed her temples. “We’ll be annihilated before round one.”
“That bad?” Jexy’s voice cut in from the doorway.
Lyssara’s head snapped up. “Where have you—”
Before she could finish, he snapped his fingers.
The room *flashed*.
In an instant, the long table was buried under glowing artifacts, enchanted blades, and scrolls humming with unstable mana.
The air filled with the scent of ozone and impending bankruptcy.
Jexy Bakian should have been the next great Demon Lord.
Instead, he became the biggest disappointment in the entire Demon Realm.
Born with infinite mana and permanent no-chant casting—abilities every magician dreams of—Jexy could have conquered nations.
But after realizing his grandfather is the infamous “Soul of Ruin,” a literal world-ending demon, Jexy decides there’s only one logical solution:
Don’t work. Don’t fight. Don’t care.
Now branded as the Spoiled Heir, Jexy spends his days drinking, gambling, dodging political meetings, and driving his family’s advisors insane.
His loyal succubus maid, Freya Monar, keeps trying to make him act “like a proper noble.”
He keeps pretending not to hear her.
Unfortunately, trouble keeps finding him anyway—duels, demon tournaments, overdramatic heroes, and the occasional holy crusade.
And somehow, every time he tries to avoid chaos, he ends up in the center of it.
The Demon Realm calls him a disgrace.
His enemies call him a joke.
But when things get serious, everyone learns the same painful truth—
the laziest man in the underworld is also the most overpowered idiot alive.
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