Read Cutie Police Department :: Case 0 [Part 2]

Nobody said Officer Felina wasn’t a kitty cat, by the way. You really ought to check your biases at the door if that was your first assumption. 🤷 Just saying. 🤷

And not only that…but if you assumed the average Thug didn’t have any fur on their face, tits, or ass either, you’re very wrong about that too, and VERY racist. 🤷 Just saying. 🤷 Well, to be fair, some of them don’t have fur on their face, tits, or ass, I suppose. 🤔

Racial prejudice aside, although that is a topic that comes up in these kinds of stories. 🤔 We’ll move along to the next part, where the Thugs whip out their guns, and the brave Officer whips out hers too.

Don’t worry, buddy~👌 No one will call you racist for assuming Officer Felina would have been locked and loaded with a “normal” gun because a hands-on Cop like Felina would, could, and should need a hands-on gun for dealing with reprehensible riff-raff.

And you better fucking believe that when Officer Felina takes the fucking shot, it never fucking misses its target…

What? I said never misses “it’s target” not “her target” because despite being in the Reports and Complaint Forms for MANY instances of sexual assault, a Hand-Gun like this always seems to have a mind of its own…at least that’s what Felina jots down…

We know all of this is a lot to take in, so we’ll take a break from throwing the book at you and leave you with a final fun fact or two.

This particular Police District averages around 69 complaints of sexual assault from criminals, citizens, and even other cops per year…😿…but a proud 0 involving any form of racial profiling, police brutality, or misusing the siren to blast through red lights. 😼

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Case Closed

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