Before doing anything else, he immediately ran to his room. Melvon always liked his room, he viewed it as his own personal goblin cave, every time he went home from a big vacation, he always went and laid down on his bed first. it was the exact same this time.

Melvon jumped on his bed, he didn’t even take his socks off, he just sank in the bed and pulled out his phone. He first played some games, then started doom scrolling, and ending it with anime.

After watching a couple episodes he finally decided it was time.

<well... I guess I should go take a shower.>

after placing his phone on the nightstand, he headed to the bathroom.

Once he was inside he stripped naked. looking at himself in the mirror he was quite shocked, the bathroom in the hospital didn’t have a huge mirror, however his house did.

He looked at his body in amazement. somehow, in the span of a week, he lost a lot of fat and gained some muscle, there were even abs on his body now, but they were barely visible.

<What the hell. How did I not notice this?>

<What even happened…? How did my body change this much?>

Whenever Melvon was changing, he never really looked down to his stomach. He was ashamed of the fat and avoided it in every way, but now he couldn’t stop staring.

While looking at himself, he also noticed how long his hair had gotten, especially his armpit hair, it somehow grew to twice the size of before.

<Might as well shave everything first i guess.>

He picked up his razors and started with his moustache first, then he went to shave his armpit hair.

“Bzzz… Cling… Thud…”

<W-What... the fuck!>

Melvon looked at the ground in shock, the razor that was working perfectly fine until just now was completely broken. In his hand he held the remains of the handle, bits and pieces of wire were sticking out the top. what concerned him the most was that the metal blade of the razor was completely gone, it shattered into multiple pieces that scattered across the floor.

Melvon was too shocked to speak, he bent down and picked a piece up. Melvon inspected it closer, the blade was completely sheared.

“Damn… This has been one crazy week.”

“Am I going crazy...”

<No… no–no-no-no, there's no way I'm going crazy!>

He touched his armpit hair, it was still soft and fluffy as usual.

<I might be going crazy…>

<I swear I felt it harden...>

He tossed the broken razor bits to the trash and picked up scissors from the counter.

“Ok… one more time!” 

*Shing*

“What the hell! it... broke again.” 

He looked at the scissors whose blades were clearly bent. making sure that he wasn’t going crazy, he fiddled with the blades to make sure they were actually bent.

<Ok, so I'm not crazy.>

<But, what the hell is happening then!?>

<Maybe… This will work.>

He tried to cut his armpit hair one more time with the bended scissors, but this time holding on to his hair. As he cut it he felt his armpit hair harden, making the blades bend even more.

“What the…”

His brain scrambled, trying to find a reasonable explanation for his armpit hair's new powers. It was a pretty long week, he got robbed by Dexter, fought Mervonsen for money, and he even talked to Elizabeth more than usual. but he couldn’t think of anything that would’ve gave him these new powers.

He thought even harder, maybe there was something that he missed, but there wasn’t anything, he already went through everything without missing any piece of information.

“Ugggghhhhhh…”

All this thinking had tired Melvon’s brain and he gave up searching for an explanation, his mind was too tired to even think, all he wanted to do right now was shower and then rest, he didn't want to waste anymore time.