Meanwhile, at the Ishikaru Orphanage, a blonde girl was drawing Mega Dragonite, a Pokémon, with her Eevee plushie next to her. Her name is Alania Ashihara. She's been at the orphanage ever since she was 5. She's 6 now. She lost both of her parents due to a shooting.
A heavyset, paper-white, small-breasted, brunette, mega-Christian lady, Andrea Bourne, took her Dragon Pokémon drawing and balled it up. "Pokémon is EVIL! Now, come on. Mr. Toshi's about to have bible class."
She followed her, clutching her Eevee toy, whereas Andrea went to the front desk. Hiro parked his purple Lexus and walked in, sporting a black shirt with Mega Gengar on it and grey skinnys. "Hullo? I'm here to adopt a child."
The fat bitch started to flirt with him. "You wanna smooch me, don'tcha?"
The violet-eyed man was about to vomit. He thought to himself, 'What the fuck...? Why the hell is she flirting with me?'
"Follow me. Also, want some coffee?" she asked.
"Sure," he begrudgingly replied nervously, fixing himself a cup of black Joe. "I need to buy some after I get outta here," he said to himself, looking around for a child to adopt.
Alania approached him as he sat at a white-and-grey table. "Hi, whatever-your-name is. I'm Alania Ashihara."
"I'm Mr. Amatisto-Arabaev. Nice to meet you!" he responded.
Alania continued, "I like Pokémon, Hamtaro, MMA, Muay Thai, kickboxing, K-pop, and J-pop. I'm also a sucker for Kewpie mayonnaise."
"You have any friends?" Hiro asked.
"I have one, but she got adopted; her name is Mei. I still saw her at Tōtsuki International, a K-12 programme. She said she's going there again next year." Alania showed him her plushie. "My favourite Pokémon is
Eevee, as you can tell by my toy."
"That's nice. Also, does your headmistress always flirt with men who walk in here?" Hiro's voice lowered when saying that.
"Oh, she's a cougar, and she's a mega-Christian."
Hiro was taken aback. "How do you know what a cougar is?!" he whispered.
"I also hung out with a few of the teens here, mainly Ami Shahikara; she died of cancer..." Alania's tone changed to sombre.
Hiro hugged her. "I'm sorry to hear that... Would you want me to be your dad?"
"Yes, sir. I always wanted a family, even a single parent will do." Alania hugged him back as he signed the papers. "We'll have a grand time."
.....
Alania started packing her belongings, which is some clothing, some Pokémon toys, art stuff... Her new father put the bags in the back of his Lexus. "Wanna go get some McDonald's?"
"Yes, sir. I want a McNugget kiddie meal with a cup of mayonnaise for dipping." Alania got excited as her new dad drove away from the orphanage. (Song: 'The Nights [Avicii by Avicii]' by Avicii & Nicholas Furlong)
"That old bag of lard who's the headmistress almost made me vomit!" he groaned.
"Least you won't see her anymore. For a Christian, she loves lusting after men."
"She won't get one, hahaha."
This is Alania:
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