"Born Twelve!" Zarid blurted. "Proper Russian mors from a proper Russian animal!" The Ingush Warrior handed his amethyst-eyed opposition a glass, but he declined.

"He talked about my culture, my family, my team... Never mind the shit he said about me; I'm not worried about the insults aimed at me, but when he brought up my family, that's what made me sign the contract." Hiro opened his BodyArmor and started drinking it. "Mmmm... Strawberry-banana."

Clive Donaldson, an MMA journalist and Cotton's younger cousin, asked Zarid, "Why did you insult Hiro's culture, family and team? What made you do that?"

"I just don't like this fucking weeaboo," the neckbearded, cocky version of Khabib replied. "Just look at him. I'm gonna snap his undefeated streak!"

"Riiiiiight... Despite being an atheist, you must fuck goats and cows on your spare time. You probably have human-animal hybrid children back in Russia, knowing you."

"I fuck bitches, not animals. I should change my fighter nickname to Ingush Pimp," Mr. Alaev stated. "I'm. Living. Your. Dream. You. God. Damned. Virgin. Ass. Mother. Fucker."

"You probably have a nub for a cock, knowing you. Can't keep your little excuse for a dick in your pants, just sticking your Little Smokie inside anything that has a vag. Also, I want a good girl. The reason why I'm a virgin is I'm saving myself for the right one, for thy info." Hiro took another sip of his sports drink.

Sebastien Andersen, an MMA commentator, had a question for Hiro. "Don't you think you're taking this fight too far? After all, Zarid's losses outweigh his wins."

"He said some fly shit about my family; I'm not gonna sit and take that shit. He called my country a 'pervert nation' and said he wanted to recreate Hiroshima. This dumbass is like an Ingush Johnny Somali, but I'm gonna add another L to his record tomorrow. I was supposed to have been given a title shot against Narsingh Johnson, but he pulled out due to an injury, so here we are, arguing with each other like a married couple." (Side note: Narsingh was born to an Indian mother and an African-American father.)

Anys Imanoue asked Hiro, "Do you think Zarid will be an easy fight for you?"

"The guy's losses outweigh his wins. Knowing his faggish ass, he's probably sucking the president's dick to stay in Rizin." Hiro drank the last of his BodyArmor. "Probably has those 16 girlfriends of his as cover-ups. Wonder who uses the dildo outta the 17?"

Zarid laughed, "I can spit in your face,  and you won't do shit about it."

"Spit in my face if you want to. I hope you have life insurance." Hiro put his hands together. "You willbe a dead man if you dare spit on me." (Little-known fact: Alania is watching the press-conference during computer class.)

.....

Alania said, "Kick his rear end, Daddy! Knock him into next week!"