I was worried that the bar Seiichi chose would be one full of half-naked guys making out and flirting with each other, but I was fortunately mistaken. It was more of a restaurant style and was just full of students from my university. 

Even better,  I only saw one couple walk to the bathroom holding hands. Whatever they would do in there would be disgusting, but at least they had the decency to not get freaky in public. 

It looked like there were only two girls in the entire bar… and of course, they were flirting with each other. But hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

“Right this way boys!~”

The sassy BM server accidentally brushes against Seiichi’s shoulder, as he leads us to a table. Eiko glares at him, and Seiichi just smiles and rubs his head.

Great. Now they can have jealousy sex with each other when they get home. Thank you BL world. I gagged trying to get the image of them going at it out of my head.

“We’ll both have meat, but I don’t think Satoshi wants any.”~ The server nods at Seiichi and starts to walk off.

“NO! I LOVE MEAT!” I scream, getting up from my seat. There’s no way I’m torturing myself with these bozos without getting some premium beef out of it. 

“Be careful of the crazy guy, Haru”~ The TM, sitting adjacent to us, whispers to his quivering BM.

Oops. Maybe I should have waited until the server came back over to us. My cheeks flush and I promptly sit back down, noticing that the entire bar was now staring at me. As a seasoned BL avoider I had just broken my first rule… 

Remain inconspicuous! 

The server saunters back to our table and puts his hand on his hips. “So all three of you are having meat then?” 

“Uh… yes.” I cough. 

“And beer!” Eiko chimes in.

He scribbles something in his notebook and rolls his eyes, walking off towards the kitchen.

“Wow, Satoshi, you must really like meat!”~ Eiko grins at me like a twat.

“Yeah!” I laugh awkwardly. “Goes great with alcohol!”

Seiichi laughs and pours each of us a glass from the sake that sat in the middle of the table. “Cheers!”

—

The waiter had kept flirting with Seiichi throughout the night, causing Eiko to drink to the point of passing out. 

It was such a shame. Now Seiichi would be forced to take his drunken lover to a conveniently nearby love hotel instead of going all the way home, where Eiko would wake up shortly after their arrival…

And it’s not hard to imagine what happens next. Yuck.

“We’ll be going then.” Seiichi throws Eiko over his shoulder and tosses a couple of bills on the table. “This should be enough to cover us… sorry.”

“Get home safe man.” I smile and wave, as he walks out of the bar carrying Eiko like a sack of potatoes.

I take my time finishing the rest of my beer, before heading to the front to pay.

“This is not enough.” Our waiter gives me a snarky smile.

“You have got to be kidding me!” I pull a couple of bills out of my wallet and go to hand them to the waiter before a large hand grabs my wrist and stops me. 

“I’ll pay the rest of what he owes.” A man a few years older than me smiles and pulls out his wallet. Of fucking course. I can’t go 4 hours in this world without someone trying to drag me into an unwanted BL love story. 

You might be thinking I should take advantage of the situation and let him pay, and yes, I would like to do that. Those two morons Eiko and Seiichi were about to put a massive hole in my wallet. However, a very serious issue could arise if I accept the money.

He might want something in return. Something no money could buy from me. 

I am talking of course about my precious chastity that will be lost to whichever woman wants me in this messed up world. I’ll get with one of these BL freaks mom’s if I must… you know, now that I’m thinking about it, I bet Eiko’s mom is pretty cute, especially if she looks anything like him. Maybe it wouldn’t be the worst to hang out with those guys after all.

“Do you want a receipt?”

Damn it! While I was thinking about Eiko’s hot mom, that rich guy went ahead and paid! Getting out of this was going to be tough, but it shouldn’t be anything a BL master like me couldn’t handle.

“Hey uh–”

Before I could get a sentence out, the strange guy patted my head and walked out of the restaurant style bar. Maybe today was my lucky day afterall!

“His name is Tatsuya.”

“What?!” I turn back and glare at the waiter.

“His name is Tatsuya. Weren’t you about to ask? Everyone always asks who pays for their food so they can repay them later.” He rolls his eyes and pushes the receipt towards me. “I thought you loved meat.” 

My cheeks flush and I shove the receipt into my coat pocket. This BM was definitely going to be alone forever. He sucked with a capital s. I decided not to pay him too much mind though, I didn’t want to be the unlucky bastard that got stuck in a BL with him.

However, even though I was in a hurry to get away from the waiter, I needed to exit carefully. It would be over for me if this guy or Tatsuya decided to stick around until I left the safety of the bar and then kidnapped me or something.

With my luck this guy could seriously be an 11 or 12!

Slowly, I peaked my head out of the door and looked both ways. Seeing that the coast was clear, I nervously took a step out the door and headed towards the train station. I would have to hurry so I didn’t miss the cliche last train.

Luckily for me, I didn’t have a BL love interest to trap me at their place, or drag me to a hotel so I should make it just fine! I actually loved taking the last train because there was never anyone on it, and thus, no chances of getting trapped in a BL. 

Yeah, as long as it didn’t rain I would be golden.

“SSSS”

A heavy downpour began as soon as I wished that it wouldn’t rain. A normal person trying to make the last train would be out of luck, but not me! I was only bluffing when I thought about rain ruining my plans of making it home. 

“HA! HAHAHA! TAKE THAT BL WORLD!” I pulled a small umbrella from my coat pocket and opened it, successfully thwarting any plans this world had to get me into a love hotel. This world was so predictable that avoiding BL’s was getting to be too easy.

“Throw a challenge at me once, you stupid fuc–”

CRASH

“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.”