"At least I'm likely to get a new mommy..." Alania sighed. "But do you have to bring me to this guy?"

Hiro parked at a brick apartment complex. "Yes, I do. Just don't piss him off, and you'll be fine. He lives in an expensive apartment that gets him free wifi with his rent."

He and his daughter walked to Apt. 10, Ayumu's place of living. He knocked on the door, waiting on his older sibling to open the door. Ayumu opened it up. "Hullo, brother. Still spoiling that adoptive daughter of yours? What'd you fix her to eat this time? Steak and lobster?"

"So, I spoiled her a bit." Hiro walked inside. "So what? Also, I didn't feed her steak or lobster."

"You two want any tea?" Ayumu asked. "Sugar for your tea, if so?"

"Save me some for later; I gotta go on a date. I'll see you later." Hiro left his daughter.

"Ummm... Uncle Ayumu? Mind if I use the wifi here?"

"Not happening," he sighed, cutting his TV to some news channel. "I'm not your adoptive father; I run things differently here. I do have some tea, if you want."

"Yeah, I'll take some tea." Alania was drawing and colouring a Mega Dragonite.

"It's yes sir!" he growled, scaring his niece into submission. 

.....

Hiro and Aoria were sitting down at Guang's. "This place here has very few rules, like 'One wagyu steak per person.' Yes, you can get wagyu here. They can give more wagyu, but it costs extra."

"Huh... I want bacon-wrapped scallops with my wagyu." Aoria and Hiro put some of the white, charred, pork-wrapped discs on their plates. 

"They have a lotta stuff here: Some karaage chicken, honey chicken, squid ink noodles, egg fried rice... I told Alania if she was good with her Uncle Ayumu, she could have some snacks from 7-Elev... Ah, come on! It's Zarid!" Hiro saw the Ingush Pimp, wearing the same white suit that the late Southern hip-hop artist, Pimp C, was wearing once. "He's my enemy. I fought him in Rizin once, winning via face crank."

He walked up to Hiro. "You finally have a bitch, Arabaev. Get like me though; I have 17 hoes."

"I just want one good woman, Zarid. Good luck having STIs due to sticking your wee little, dick in anything that has a pussy. You probably fuck goats on the low, too, knowing you. Also, what the hell are you still doing in Japan? You hate Japanese people, and you wanna recreate Hiroshima."

"I just have hoes here." 

"I believe you're a fucking hypocrite." Hiro sighed. "We're gonna walk away now. I'm gonna ignore any stupid thing you say about me." Hiro and Aoria walked away. 

"I get bitches, bro! Get like me! Gimme my rematch, so I can make you my bitch!" Zarid shouted. "Fight me, you mestizo motherfucker!"

Hiro and Aoria sat down with their food. The waiter, Syuk, asked, "You know that dumbass?" he asked, pointing at The Ingush Warrior, Zarid.

"I fought him once. I also had a post-fight brawl against one of his cornermen for taunting me during said bout. He's a prick."

"I know. Anyways, you want me to refill your drinks?" Syuk asked

"Yes, thank you. I want another raspberry lemonade." Hiro handed him a cup.

.....

Alania and Ayumu were eating orange chicken and broccoli. "This chicken's dry, and I don't like broccoli," Alania complained. "Mind if I have some McDonald's instead?"

"Not gonna happen," Ayumu said plainly. "If you don't want it, don't eat it."

"You're mean," Alania replied.

"I don't care," Ayumu replied to her whilst texting Hiro. "Your daughter's mad at me because I said no to taking her to McDonald's."

Alania started eating her food begrudgingly.

"Now, she's eating her food but begrudgingly. She wants those snacks at 7-Eleven. You saw that Zarid prick at Guang's, orrrr...?"

Hiro was texting him in the bathroom whilst he had diarrhea. "Yeah. He criticised me for only having one good girlfriend, and he shat on me for being Japanese despite still being in the country."

"Need me to come down there and rough him up? You know I will dogwalk that piece of shit, and I'm not even a mixed martial artist." 

"No, he left. I ignored every stupid thing he said about me."

"Personally, I'd rip his wee, little dick off and stick it up his ass, but he might like it. Fucking closet homo."

Hiro texted back, "I know you would, lol. You. Don't. Play. You just might have to take anger management class though. Anyways, I gotta go back to my yellow-eyed queen--my diarrhea dump is over."

"Alright, bye. You still want some tea? It's here."

"Yes. I'll bring my girl there."

Ayumu called out, "Alania!"

"Yeah?"

"It's yes sir! What are you doing with my Pop! figurines?!" He freaked out. "Put those back RIGHT NOW!"

She sat down. "Anyways Uncle, what music do you listen to? I listen to pop."

"I listen to Johan Sebastian Bach, Mozart, Chopin, you know, real music." Ayumu poured himself some more tea. "You know, my little bro likes EDM. As far as EDM goes, I only have a liking to electronica and ambient. Heard of deadmau5?"

"deadmau5 is boring."

"Mmm-hmmm. Hiro likes deadmau5 but only his progressive house stuff. You haven't heard the right-" 

Hiro knocked on his brother's door, his thick girlfriend right next to him. Ayumu opened it. "I had to set your daughter straight a few times, and the tea's still hot. Still like some?"

Hiro poured him and Aoria some. "What'd she do?"

"I had to tell her about saying, 'Yeah,' to me, she tried to ask me about McDonald's because she didn't like broccoli, and she was messing with Pop! figurines. Other than that, I'd babysit her again."

"Uncle Ayumu was alright though. Do I still get my snacks, Daddy?" Alania asked.

Hiro said, "Yeah."

"Why is it that you always give Alania a motive?" Ayumu raised his right eyebrow. "I just don't get that shit. Need to be a little stricter because one day, this mentality you have'll bite you in the back."

"She listens to me still, brother. After all, she warmed up to me very quickly and doesn't like to leave my side." Hiro put two ice cubes in his tea. "Cool this down a bit."

"Mmph."

Hiro slurped his brown drink quickly. "Is this Earl Grey?"

"It is. Good eye." Ayumu poured himself another cup. 

Aoria watched Alania approach and hug her. "New mommy," Alania said, looking up at her huge breasts.

"We just dated, cutie pie. Who knows, I might marry your dad, and I just might be your mommy." Aoria picked her up and hugged her. 

Hiro smiled. "If Alania knew about my ex-girlfriend, and if she was here, Alania would've attacked her. She doesn't like when other people do me wrong. Ask Zarid Alaev; he cut in front of me at a nearby Subway."

"Zarid tried to criticise my life partner for sticking to one woman at Guang's today. Zarid just lives the fast life, putting his peener in anyone with a box." 

Ayumu said, "He never liked the idea of having more than one girlfriend. I don't have one as of right now though; no hymen, no diamond."

"I still have my hymen. The only ex I was with I never had sex with; he was too sorry for me. I gave him everything, and he didn't give he anything, not even an IOU!" Aoria ranted. The couple put their empty teacups in the sink. 

"Thanks for the tea," Hiro said. "I'm gonna drop my girlfriend off, go to 7-Eleven, and I'm gonna go watch some anime."

Ayumu cut the TV to a Dragonball Daima AMV. "I'll see you later then."