The Princess Who Wanted a Familiar and Got Me Instead
Why Bathing in Other Worlds Is Dangerous
Why Bathing in Other Worlds Is Dangerous
Dec 09, 2025
Iki asks with furrowed eyebrows, “What happened? Why is your mouth wide open?”
- “Because I can’t physically close my mouth while witnessing this injustice.”
- “What are you babbling about?”
- “I can’t sleep in the same room with you.”
- “Why? All familiars always sleep with their master.”
- “But there’s only a single bed.”
- “Yes. It’s my bed. You’ll sleep on the floor.”
- “What! Listen, Iki....”
- “How dare you! I am royalty. Call me Princess.”
- “Fine. Princess Iki, I can’t sleep on the floor.”
- “Why?”
This brat!
- “I need you to demonstrate how to sleep on the floor. Then I’ll consider doing it.” I say politely.
- “You think I’m dumb?”
- “You sound like one.”
Iki almost shouts, “What did you just say?”
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- “What’s going on?”
I turn around. Mr. Ruka is standing at the doorway.
I say politely, “Princess Iki is telling me to sleep on the floor. But as a human, I have the right to sleep comfortably on a bed. Seems like Her Royal Highness doesn’t possess enough brain cells to understand something so simple.”
- “Human?” Mr. Ruka asks.
- “In my world, we’re called humans. Just like you’re called Rukarians here.”
- “Oh! I see. So your species is called Human.” Mr. Ruka seems lost in thought.
- “Did you just insult me?” Iki asks, confused.
Looks like our princess needed extra processing time.
“Don’t worry, Dhruv,” Mr. Ruka says. “I’ll arrange a bed for you.”
He leaves.
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“Iki… Princess Iki,” I ask, “Do all familiars sleep in the same room as their masters?”
- “Yes. Absolutely.”
- “Then how do those giant creatures fit in rooms like this?”
- “Simple. We’re taught a spell that shrinks familiars. You can only use it on your own familiar.”
- “Wow. You guys really use magic for everything.”
- “If you want, I can use the shrink spell on you.”
- “Hey! Hey! Don’t even think about that. I absolutely don’t want it. Keep your spells to yourself.”
- “Fine. I don’t even want to waste my magical energy on you.”
- “You mean mana?”
- “What’s that?”
- “Nothing. Forget it.”
I sigh. I think I’ve talked too much.
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After a while, Mr. Ruka returns with four men carrying a bed. They place it on the other side of the room.
Mr. Ruka hands me a bag. “I know you don’t have clothes, so take these. They’re specially made for you, Dhruv.”
- “Thank you so much, Professor Ruka,” I say politely.
- “No need to thank me,” he replies with a smile.
He leaves with the others. He really is a good man.
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- “Iki,” I say.
- “What?!”
- “Princess Iki… where do you bathe? I haven’t bathed in two days. I really need one before sleeping.”
- “There’s a pond a little far from here. Go outside the hostel, cross the field, and walk straight to the garden. The pond is surrounded by it.”
- “That’s great! Marvelous! Should I clap?”
She stares at me blankly.
I sigh. “A towel, please.”
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The pond isn’t hard to find.
But calling it a pond feels like a crime.
It’s a lake!
And the most beautiful yet scary thing is the moon. It’s massive and incredibly bright. I can see everything clearly under its light.
There are man-made stone steps leading into the lake, with a stone platform beside them.
I place my new clothes and towel on the platform.
The water is cold as I step in.
I walk forward until the water reaches my chest, take a deep breath, and dive.
I stay underwater, testing my breath-holding limit. To my surprise, I can hold it almost four times longer than before.
Honestly? Best upgrade so far.
Bathing in a lake under moonlight. My body finally relaxes.
When I reach my limit, I come back up.
What! Why is everything dark? The moon was....
Oh! Hair.
My hair is covering my eyes. I quickly push it back.
My heartbeat stops.
A girl is standing knee-deep in the water, holding some clothes.
She stares at me with wide green eyes, like she’s seen a ghost.
Dhruv, a first-year college guy with absolutely zero self-control around strange things, notices a mysterious green glowing ball in his room one night. And being Dhruv…he touches it.
In an instant, he’s pulled into Rukaris, a world under a light-orange sky, where humans are called Rukarian and magic is very, very real.
Waiting for him is Princess Iki, golden hair, green eyes, and enough arrogance to power an entire kingdom. She was performing a sacred ritual to summon a powerful familiar.
She wanted a mythical creature.
She got Dhruv instead.
Now stuck as her “familiar,” Dhruv must survive a world full of magic, monsters, and Iki’s unpredictable mix of sweetness, sass, and surprising vulnerability.
Their lives become tangled together as they fight enemies, uncover hidden secrets, and… maybe start falling for each other without meaning to.
But first?
Dhruv has to learn how to dodge exploding fireballs.
and save himself from Iki’s electricity-charged punches.
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Additional Note:
This story was originally written in Bengali in 2018 under the title "Onno Duniyar Rajkonna". It was inspired by the first isekai anime I ever watched "Zero no Tsukaima" which sparked the idea for this entire adventure.
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