Oh, are you a new online reader. This is embarrassing. You caught me in the middle of some strange fantasies.

Here. Let's start with some opening forum guidelines:

1. Know that the story you are about to read is fiction. Any similarities to general stuff, de ja vu flashbacks, and political poll results are totally coincidental.

2. Show your respect for this great story by not posting or publishing the words anywhere else.

3. And most important, don't be afraid to comment and like. People still do that right?

Hey. Am I getting paid for this?

What do you mean there's no delete button? How do you stop dictating this shit?

Why would your message app not have stop record. Even the f*** tellaviewer can function better. Ronnie you better delete this.

-Posted by DieByMidnight (aka Janie) 3AM Eastern Time