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Coin Rush - Series 3

Episode 5 - The Weapon of Mass Destruction

Episode 5 - The Weapon of Mass Destruction

Jan 11, 2026

INT. HOTEL PIZZA - CHEESY AND CHEESEBURGER'S BEDROOM -- MORNING

CHEESEBURGER
Man, last night was one hell of a brawl. Stan killed Tick -- unbelievable. So happy he's arrested.

(beat)
Though I wonder what he's doing now.

INT. PRISON - MORNING

STAN
Why did I do that? Why did I kill my only partner?! He built We Stan and all the sudden I killed him. You are terrible, Stan. Terrible.

(A waiter throws rotten custard on Stan's bowl.)

STAN
Ew. I'm gonna become slim in 8 hours!

(Stan deflates, his legs big, arms huge, everything else shrunken.)

STAN
I need to get out.

INT. HOTEL PIZZA BEDROOM -- CONTINUOUS

CHEESY
(entering from bathroom in a robe, slurping coffee)
Nah, that was my Halloween costume.

(Cheesy's jersey body on the bed jumps.)

CHEESY'S JERSEY
I'm filled with centipedes on the inside dude.

CHEESY
Great job, I should pay you.. $9,000?

CHEESY'S JERSEY
Dude, I just want $500, why the sudden increase?!

CHEESY
In case I call you back.

CHEESY'S JERSEY
Call me back? I-I-I don't know about that, I've seen numerous bald men walking by.

CHEESY
Great. 8 scotch's working.

CHEESEBURGER
Cheesy, something feels weird in this Hotel.

CHEESY
Is it about Stan? God, for the 85th time we sent him to prison.

CHEESEBURGER
I wasn't concerned 85 times.

RADIO ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
86.

CHEESEBURGER
Damn, It's just Stan just killed Tick and we're moving on like that?!

RADIO ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
87.

CHEESEBURGER
Shut that thing. Stan is a threat, Cheesy. And we should do something about it.

(Silence.)

RADIO ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
88.

(Cheeseburger glares at the radio.)

INT. HOTEL PIZZA -- DAY

TIFFANY
(with clipboard)
Um, Cheesy. Have you seen Creamsweet lately?

CHEESY
Yeah, she's in her room. You're recording...our staff?

TIFFANY
Well, we're getting into a new year, so-

CHEESY
(sighs)
Fine, I'll go check up on her.

(Cheesy shoots himself with his Cheese-gun, teleporting away.)

INT. CREAMSWEET'S ROOM -- MORNING

(Creamsweet looks in a mirror, wearing a pink headsock, wristbands. She lights a cigarette.)

CREAMSWEET
(chuckles smugly)
The gang doesn't even know about me.

(Cheesy teleports in, drinking coffee.)

CHEESY
So, Creamy. What's up with the work? You're not- Man, you look...Hot.

CREAMSWEET
(turning)
Cheesy, no time, no see. I have an appointment just now, so I'm leaving.

CHEESY
(laughs maniacally)
You can't leave. You haven't been working for the past 4 weeks! Stan destroyed the Hotel!

CREAMSWEET
(voice rising)
Yes, I know. Let me do my own stuff for once without managing a whimsical circus, alright?

CHEESY
Creamy, I pay you fairly, I allow lunch breaks, good sleep, and where are you going? Job application?

CREAMSWEET
(sighs, smoking)
Cheesy, dear. I'm staying, no need to get hot-headed, no need to panic, I'm still here. Just been busy the couple of weeks, Please Cheesy. Give me time, I love this hotel, I love this place and I love everyone.

(She touches Cheesy's arm. He blushes.)

CREAMSWEET
Okay?

(Cheesy stops blushing, clutches her hand.)

CHEESY
Don't touch me. We're not the Joker and Harley Quinn alright? There's no such thing that you're leaving. Come back in 1 hour, and If you don't...Meet me at the office.

CREAMSWEET
(looking at her hand)
Alright.
(blows smoke)
I obey your commands.

(She leaves, slams the door. Cheesy blushes.)

CHEESY
Why did she touch me? I hate being touched!

INT. CREAMSWEET'S MOM'S MANSION -- MORNING

(Creamsweet's mom shoots a cockroach, then a bird.)

CREAMSWEET'S MOM
So, what brings you here dear?

CREAMSWEET
I have big news, mom.

CREAMSWEET'S MOM
(slurping tea)
Yes, tell me dear.

CREAMSWEET
I quit Hotel Pizza!

CREAMSWEET'S MOM
(spits tea)
You what?

CREAMSWEET
I said I quit.

CREAMSWEET'S MOM
Why hon? I thought you enjoyed it there.

CREAMSWEET
Surprising, right? After the mindless shouting, controlling, bullying, mistreatment, selfishness. It's time I decided I'm leaving. I have new plans.

CREAMSWEET'S MOM
Son, you can't quit. You're on the hunt for a job in this AI generation?

CREAMSWEET
I'm not looking for a job, It's time for a revenge. I'm going to Professor Kick My Golick Balls to build a large robot that can destroy Hotel Pizza and crush the people! They'll see who the moral compass is now.

CREAMSWEET'S MOM
(silent)
Professor...what now?

CREAMSWEET
That's his name, Don't kick them though.

CREAMSWEET'S MOM
Nice plan, sweet-heart. I guess it's time you've done playing nice?

CREAMSWEET
Think about it, ma. All this time, I've been wasting my time on a chaotic hotel that's filled with fire, filled with flames and a horrible boss. I hate Cheesy. I hate everyone there! It's time for a Revenge arc.

CREAMSWEET'S MOM
Nice plans. Hope you enjoy.

CREAMSWEET
They'll see who the real Creamsweet is, oh they'll see.

INT. PRISON -- AFTERNOON

(Stan sits in his cell, sings sadly.)


INT. HOTEL PIZZA -- AFTERNOON

(Cheesy baby-talks Penta.)

CHEESY
Aw, who's a good pentagon? Aw, who's a good pentagon?

RITA
Cheesy.

CHEESY
What? Can't you see I have a cute wittle baby?

RITA
Cheesy, that was Tick's assistant. Remember Stan and Tick's brawl? Tick died, and Penta remained.

CHEESY
Lore dump, isn't it?
(faces camera)
This guy!

(He points at Fireslayer.)

FIRESLAYER
You want me to punch you?!

CHEESY
(turns back to Penta)
So wittle one, tell me what's your name.

RITA
Cheesy, it can't talk.

PENTA
(in a deep voice)
La signora, Oh, where are my manners? Name's Penta. I can tell you're toying me around like a plush toy.

(Rita and Cheesy are dumbfounded.)

PENTA
Dumbfounded, aren't you? Actually, Cheesy -- may I have a word with you?

CHEESY
(silence, then baby voice)
Yes bwaby.

(Penta and Cheesy POOF away.)

INT. LAB


PROFESSOR
Oh for the love of god- Can you get the hell out of here?!

CREAMSWEET
Woah, Woah. I'm not here to annoy you, no offence, buddy.
(sits, holds his hand)
Are you...free?

PROFESSOR
What do you want?

CREAMSWEET
A weapon of mass destruction. How does that sound?

PROFESSOR
(chuckles)
Pay me, Creamy. I don't do things for free.

CREAMSWEET
Shut up and take my money.

INT. HOTEL PIZZA KITCHEN -- AFTERNOON

(Penta and Cheesy appear.)

PENTA
Yes, now I wanted to have a word.

CHEESY
Up for anything, bwaby.

PENTA
Your staff members, your gang have super-powers, are you aware of that?

CHEESY
You're joking, you little polygon. This ain't some supernatural fictional TV series.

PENTA
I'm not joking. Cheesy -- You have a Cheese-gun, and your crown can talk and fly!

CHEESY
Never seen it do such an absurd thing. Right crowney?

(The crown grows an eye and flies to the wall.)

CHEESY
Holy Moly! Bring it back, Bring it back!

PENTA
Snap your fingers!

(Cheesy snaps. The crown flies back.)

CHEESY
(pulls out cheese gun)
I don't even know how to use it.

PENTA
Just press the trigger. Put the cr-

CHEESY
Enough with the crown! Next.

PENTA
Cheeseburger can bounce and throw Cheese-balls.

CHEESY
(bursts out laughing)
My fatass brother?

PENTA
Fireslayer has his robot arm. Tiffany has a bubble wand. Rita..I don't know.

CHEESY
Who knows.

PENTA
Sir Drunkalot is a knight. And Creamsweet can-

CHEESY
We don't talk about Creamsweet.
(checks watch)
Speaking of Creamsweet, where the hell is she?! She should have been back hours ago. That's it activate the employee tracker!

PENTA
You have an employee tracker? Isn't it weird you see your friends in the bathroom or in the bed doing...things?

CHEESY
(laughs suggestively, then flat)
It's broken.

INT. LABORATORY -- AFTERNOON

(Creamsweet is inside a giant robot suit, looking down at the tiny Professor.)

PROFESSOR
You're called Creamsweet-2546. Got it?

CREAMSWEET-2546
Yep, Einstein.
(tone turns dark)
I'm coming for you, Cheesy. I'm coming.

EXT. PRISON YARD -- AFTERNOON

(Stan sees General Marshmallow Davis lifting weights.)

STAN
What the- Davis, what are you doing here?!

DAVIS
I was arrested for Grand Theft Auto, the 6th game has gotten delayed -- that was off-topic. But, what did you think I'm doing here?

STAN
I... don't know.

DAVIS
You're a fool to me. You used me as a pawn, I was gonna kill you, but it's a prison.
(growls)
I hate you.

STAN
You have every right to hate and mock me. After I killed Tick -- I-I-I realized I was truly a manipulative, evil person. Man, I betrayed the only person that ever knew me before I turned back -- and that was you. I'm not asking for forgiveness, but whatever happens next -- It's up to you. I'm sorry, Davis. More than I can say.

DAVIS
(thinks)
You're not forgiven yet, TV-boy. But I accept it. Maybe we can enjoy prison...together.

STAN
(sighs)
Thank you, Davis. At least I'm not alone.

DAVIS
So what are you gonna do about Tick? And the court case?

STAN
I dunno, man. It was just straight to prison -- No one's gonna do jury duty for a serial killer like me. I miss Tick.

DAVIS
My lawyer just rejected me because I rejected her at a bar.

(They both laugh.)

STAN
That's petty.

DAVIS
Well, at least we can get through this together, Right?

STAN
Yeah, 5 years and beyond. Cellmate.

PRISON MANAGER (O.S.)
Stan, Davis. You're next!

STAN
Uh-oh.

INT. HOTEL PIZZA DINING ROOM -- EVENING

(The gang eats. Cheesy laughs.)

CHEESEBURGER
Cheesy, would you knock it off?

CHEESY
(air quotes)
''Knock it off''? Up yours, bouncy-fancy!

FIRESLAYER
(drops chopstick)
What a terrible rhyme.

CHEESY
Cybernetic arm? I think so! Say, why don't you-
(whispers to Penta)
You forgot Corn Flakes Boy!

PENTA
(whispers)
He can throw cereal bowl blasters.

CHEESY
(bursts out laughing)
Hey Corn Flakes Boy! Up and at 'him!

FIRESLAYER
Shut up.

CHEESEBURGER
Cheesy, what's so funny?

CHEESY
You guys have-

(CRASH! The robot, Creamsweet-2546, smashes in.)

CHEESEBURGER
Is that...Creamsweet?

CHEESY
(shouting)
Creamsweet! You should have came back at-

(The robot arm grabs Cheesy by the throat. Creamsweet exits the robot.)

CHEESY
(choking)
S-S-S-Stop?

CREAMSWEET
(smoking)
Not fun being choked, isn't it?

CHEESY
W-W-W-What is w-w-wrong with you?

CREAMSWEET
Same question I asked when you threw a-
(grabs glass, smashes Cheesy)
smashed me with a glass cup!

CHEESY
(screams)
You p-s-p

CHEESEBURGER
(standing)
Creamsweet, leave Cheesy alone.

CREAMSWEET
Did you leave me alone when you wanted me to control the chaos? Did you check up on me?

(Corn Flakes Boy throws a cereal bowl that blasts at her.)

CORN FLAKES BOY
No, but you're not profitability acceptable.
(adjusts tie)

(Everyone is shocked.)

PENTA
All of you have it, You have super powers.

CREAMSWEET
(wiping face)
I hate you all, I'm done playing nice, the tables have-

(Fireslayer blasts a laser at her.)

FIRESLAYER
Yeah, the pentagon is right.

CHEESEBURGER
Well, then what are we waiting for? Attack Creamsweet!

CREAMSWEET
(shouting)
You fool! It's not that easy, I quit Hotel Pizza, I quit. And I've come here for revenge, done being the voice of reason, And I'm the causer of chaos!

(She claps. The robot strangles the gang.)

CREAMSWEET
Who's the moral compass now?

TIFFANY
(being strangled)
Please stop, I-I-I'm dying.

RITA
(being strangled)
Creamsweet, Leave my sister alone.

CREAMSWEET
Who helped me when I was strangled by Don Bruice? No one. And Tiffany is a hypocrite.

SIR DRUNKALOT
(being strangled)
Who isn't, madam?

CREAMSWEET
Cheesy, you even replaced me with this knight? He's so stupid.

(Fireslayer shoots her hand.)

FIRESLAYER
You have no right to insult my best friend.

CREAMSWEET
I was always insulted, did anyone protect me?

TIFFANY
Creamsweet, I understand. We mistreated you, instead of saying It aloud or asking for forgiveness, You come and kill us?!

CREAMSWEET
Just go back to your bartending job, and have that boyfriend who.....

TIFFANY
Don't you say it!

CREAMSWEET
Abused you.

(Tiffany gets painful flashbacks. Rita is furious.)

RITA
You shut the hell up! Creamsweet, I think it's time you've done being nice and need to go into an asylum.

TIFFANY
(body turns red, eyes pink)
How could you say that, you-
(starts crying)

CREAMSWEET
(gets shocked)
No, I-I-I didn't mean to say that, It was just a
(nervous laugh)
joke.

CHEESY
(while strangled)
Well, you never joked about anything you said about us! You deserve to...LEAVE!

(Cheesy claps. His crown flies, breaks the robot's hands.)

(The robot attacks. The gang fights back using their powers: Fireslayer and Corn Flakes Boy make a shield, Rita makes webs, Cheeseburger bounces on the robot, Tiffany shoots bubbles.)

CORN FLAKES BOY
The bubble's breaking guys!

CHEESY
(sighs, then shouts)
Creamsweet!

(Creamsweet is hiding, scared.)

CHEESY
(shouts)
Creamsweet! Get over here!

CREAMSWEET
(snaps)
You still need me, you pizza-poppers!

(Everyone stops, stares.)

CHEESY
Creamsweet. We've wronged you terribly, we shouldn't have treated you like a punching bag and taken your kindness for granted, we should have-

TIFFANY
Cheesy, are you apologizing at a-

CREAMSWEET
No, don't say it!

TIFFANY
Murderer?

EVERYONE
WHAT?

CREAMSWEET
Shut up!

CHEESY
(blushing)
Geez, why did I let a murderer work at my hotel? Pizzareias, why didn't I tell you earlier?

TIFFANY
That's what I've been trying to tell you. I worked as a lawyer once.

(Tiffany's flashback: She's in court, intimidated by Creamsweet.)

TIFFANY (V.O.)
Creamsweet was always in court, she did 3 murders... she got me by the throat and said.

CREAMSWEET (FLASHBACK)
Listen to me, if you consider me ''GUILTY'' again, I'm gonna kill you. Say ''NOT GUILTY''

TIFFANY (FLASHBACK)
Okay, Okay. Just don't...

TIFFANY (V.O.)
And, I considered her 'NOT GUILTY'' and she left to work at Hotel Pizza.

(Flashback ends.)

CHEESY
You kinda looked cuter then.

TIFFANY
(blushing)
Thank you.

FIRESLAYER
But Tiff, you should have called the police. Even for you, this is sick.

TIFFANY
She broke my phone. Now I have a new phone, and I'm gonna call the-

(Creamsweet jumps, strangles Tiffany.)

CREAMSWEET
Tiffany, we're going in court. Say ''NOT GUILTY'', Say ''NOT GU-''

TIFFANY
(shouting)
You made me quit my law job! After that I was suspended, all because of you.

(Everyone glares at Creamsweet.)

CHEESY
Time to call the police, Murderer.

FIRESLAYER
Or we can just blast her?

(Beat.)

CHEESEBURGER
No one's saying yes. She deserves to be in prison.

PENTA
Say hi to Stan for me.

(Creamsweet looks down, runs. Police handcuff her.)

OFFICER DONUT
Well, m'lady. Guess you are going in jail huh?

CREAMSWEET
(pulls cigarette, blows)
Damnit.

OFFICER DONUT
Chief! Put her with the men. The men are always hot. Hot in Hot. Hot, Hot, Hot.

CHIEF BATON
You drank again, didn't you?

OFFICER DONUT
(drinking)
I see unicorns! Ah, not to my face! Not to my face!

(Beat.)

CHIEF BATON
That's a fly.

INT. TIFFANY AND RITA'S BEDROOM -- EVENING

(Tiffany looks at old lawyer photos.)

TIFFANY
(proud)
Well, another case solved.

RITA
Tiff, you were great as a lawyer, I'm sorry Creamsweet was so nasty to you.

TIFFANY
It's fine. She wasn't evil.

RITA
Stop defending her.

TIFFANY
She was complicated, she was a crazy girl, but she had a soft side and was under pressure. And I forgive her for that.

RITA
Why didn't we know last time? Why was she a voice of reason?

TIFFANY
She liked chaos, But she wanted to scheme despite being the cause of it.

RITA
Why was she motherly?

TIFFANY
That's one thing we will never know.

INT. HOTEL PIZZA LOBBY -- NIGHT

(Cheesy baby-talks Penta.)

CHEESY
Thank you, mwaster. I lwove you.

PENTA
Well, keep those powers. Use them in dangerous situations.

CHEESY
Got it master. Say, how was Tick?

PENTA
Good wisdom guy. Too bad, Stan killed him. What's he doin' now?

INT. PRISON CELL -- NIGHT

(Stan schemes, plans. He coldly snaps a pencil. His face flickers to static. He looks at camera.)

STATIC STAN
I'm breaking out.

FADE OUT.





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Creamsweet finally snaps and uses a robot to destroy the workplace. Meanwhile, Stan grapples with guilt and the Hotel Pizza crew discover they have powers.

#tragedy #comedy #drama #murderer #loverstoenemies

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