Interview question: What are everyone’s full names including middle name?
Jiro: “Jiro Micheal DeFortuna Usunagi”
Kari: “Yukarina Poppy Volka”
Noah: “Noah Nicodemus Martin”
Reno: “Reno Ennis MonteRico”
Vegas: “Vegas Sean MonteRico”
Tina: “Martina Edelweiss Marchen”
Angie: “Angelina Ondine O’Shanney”
Angie: “Pft! Wait, you’re middle name is Poppy?”
Kari: “Shut up, when I was born that name was super popular.”
Noah: “I think Poppy is a cute name.”
Kari: “Yeah Angie, it’s cute. Besides, as if you can talk, you’re named after a mermaid.”
Reno: “Hold up, Ondine is a mermaid, seriously?”
Angie: “Ondine is a legendary water spirit. She’s not just some mermaid.”
Vegas: “Pft! Angie, Angie, sing Under the Sea, it’s going to be great.”
Angie: “Shut up you trolls!”
Kari: “Tina, both our middle names are flowers!”
Tina: “Of course! ‘Cause we’re Sissys.”
Reno: “Hey, how did Noah of all people end up with a cool middle name?”
Vegas: “Yeah, good question.”
Noah: “Oh, I was just named after my uncle, Nicodemus Maximus Zorgon.”
Reno: “Holy shit, that sounds like a super villain’s name.”
Vegas: “That totally sounds like a super villain.”
Noah: “What? Don’t say that, he’s a really nice guy.”
Reno: “Yeah, what does he do?”
Noah: “Umm, I’m not really sure, but he laughs a lot and works at the top of a really tall tower.”

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