"I ended up with another Japanese egg sandwich, a Cubano, and a Monte Cristo." Ayusha saw a Tunisian man in black walk to the Jeep at the stoplight. "Give me your money!" he growled, holding a Bowie knife he stole from a weapon shop.

Shikhiro got out and puffed up his chest against said immigrant. "Go get a fucking job, dumbass! Wanna rob him? You gotta go through me!"

The North African man swung said weapon, causing Ayusha's brother's arm to have a 2-inch cut. Shikhiro them high-kicked him in the head! He then slammed the guy's head on the concrete, knocking him out! "We should call the police and an ambulance..."

.....

Ten minutes later, the pigs came. One of the officers asked in Japanese, "How did this start?"

"He just walked to us at the redlight and tried to stab us over our money, sir. This Prime Minister sucks though, not gonna lie," Shikhiro replied in said lingo, since the cop he's talking to can only speak Japanese.

The police took the Middle Eastern assailant in the car. The other officer, an African man, said, "Have a great day, you two."

"You two," they responded.