"Hi, hi, hi,

I'm Siorc Ingne, 

Hehe, hehe, hello! Um, hehe,

I'm not a talker, but,

Hehe, I can hardly contain my excitement, so hi,

I'm called Siorc! I'm a LopVampa in a place called Lagozora! I'm a vampire bat bunny person!

My village is a farm village and we worship twenty deities that made Lagozora!

Yes, twenty! So many!

Now, the one who oversees our village is called Divisee.

And, hehe, I try to

Make our farm

Extra special for him! Guess what?

It's almost my hundredth birthday!

So, okay, here's a

Super cool fact!

In Lagozora,

Once you're one hundred, you

Receive your true divine name! And later, a

Career from the divine! Isn't that 

Awesome? Since I am always farming, I can feel it! I'll be Farmbu!

Now, tomorrow is my birthday! I'll come of age! An adultbun! I

Don't know what my divine true name will be, but 

You know I 

Am hoping for Farmbu!

Yes

It's 

My destiny

To be a farmer, if for some 

Unholy

Reason I am

Not Farmbu

I do

Not know what I'm

Going to do.

Oh, no, what if my

Name is something

Especially 

Horrible like?!

Unhappy Bunny?! Oh,

No! Some of our

Deities are a little silly. Silly

Rabbits. They won't mess with me, right?

Everything will go fine!

Dandy! I

Am destined to be a farmer! My brother and sister say so!

Not mama, though I 

Don't care what she 

Thinks! She's always

Over in the bun capital!

Maybe she'll attend my naming ceremony but she'll be 

Red in the face I bet what she's wrong!

Roar, roar roar. 

Okay, I'm all fired up!

Will 

It all be sparkly? I feel

Like my ceremony will be sparkly!

Lala, 

Guess I should put out offerings too!

Ehe, the gods like

The sweet taste of

Mangoes! I'm growing a tree of them in the

Yard. Let's hope

They like them! They're

Ripe! 

Uuuuuh, ooh, goodbye childhood. Tomorrow, I'm an adultbun.

Everything will be amazing!

No more babying,

And I'll be able to live

My dream as a Farmer with a brand new divine name! My true name,

Ehe!"