"I won't accept this! I

Refuse to accept this fate!

Everything pointed to me being

Farmbu! I'm not 

Unhappy! This has to be 

Some kind of mistake.

Everyone knows 

That I'm a farmer!

Of course, the godbuns did

As well! I

Can't accept this, I just

Can't! I'm not 

Ever unhappy,

Please redo

The ceremony,

The godbuns

Have made a mistake!

I'm not unhappy,

So please redo

It! This is not

My divine 

Name, not my true calling!

Oh, please, let

This all be a dream. I'm not 

Unhappy! I'm 

Not unhappy, I am the

Happiest LopVampa 

Around. 

Please let this all

Be a dream, I'm not 

Unhappy!

I'm not an unhappy bunny!

My world is

Never without a speck

Of color. I can't accept

This! I just can't! I'm not 

Unhappy, I'm 

Not unhappy! I'm always 

Happy 

All the time 

Pretty much every day!

Please reconsider!

You know 

It's not too late, oh!

Maybe I can 

Go to another godbun

Over in another town 

Now that's an idea! I

Need to 

Ask another godbun

To undo

All this!

Let's try that, wouldn't 

Kill to go 

To the next town 

Over! I won't 

Accent this! I 

Need 

One big redo!

There's no way I'll let this slide! I

Had

Everything in my life figured out, my

Rake was my

God given destiny!

Oh, this

Dastardly trick may have delivered a

Blow, but I won't be 

Unhappy!

This needs

One big

Redo. Let's redo the

Entire ceremony! I

Don't have to take all

Of 

This lying down! I

Have nineteen other godbuns

I can ask to redo this,

So let's get going."