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Silly Little Stories

Timmy becomes President

Timmy becomes President

Feb 25, 2026

"Go! Timmy, Go! Go! Timmy, Go!" The whole crowd chanted after Timmy, who stood with a mic.
Timmy wanted to make the country great again, so he promised very important things, like better education and accessible healthcare.
Timmy started to speak. "I will make sure that this country gets the attention that it deserves! So, all textbooks will be replaced by waffles, teachers will get roasted peanuts for salary, and, most importantly, the healthcare system will have a very overly complicated two-factor authentication."
A woman from the crowd spoke out. "But our medical data will be safe, right?"
"Excellent question. For the betterment of this nation, specifically for my fat wallet, all medical data will be sold off to China, Russia, and North Korea, with all the money going straight to my tummy."
Well, he was only five. But since he, indeed, was the great leader that everyone desperately needed, he sought to keenly hear out the poor and serve all equally.
"From now on," Timmy said, "I will only, and with utmost sincerity, ignore the working class. The poor will be immediately executed if they cannot be deported. However, we will open factories that will pay $0.01 per year in total. I am expecting many workers to be working at the factories."
A man raised his hand, "But then, who will work at the factories?"
Timmy responded with pride and dignity, "Is that even a question? Of course, the magic of friendship. When has it ever let us down?"

"You."

Timmy exited the stage to be met with broad-shouldered security guards. They were very tall. Mostly because Timmy was not even half their age. He started to feel bored, so he decided that the only thing that could fill his void would be his family and his mother's special soup.

"Mom," Timmy called out as he entered his house.
His mother was there; her name was Lily Isaac.
"Can I have some money?" he asked.
"What will you use it for?" She asked back, afterall, her son had already demanded money a few days ago.
"Well, I already took out all my existing money, but it's not big enough for me to swim in yet. Which is bad because I need to show off to poor Parker."

Seriously? So, you want to play the part of a corrupt leader?

"I'm just trying to be realistic!"

Realistic? You think all politicians are like this?

"Yes."

You're supposed to be going against them!

For what? If some other corrupt gross guy will take over anyway, might as well be the one. I don't want to give false hope.

There's no such thing as false hope, only a hope hoped too soon. Everything can come true as long as you strive for it, just don't give in.
Orpezo
Chubby Fox

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Follow the itsy-bitsy Timmy on their great adventures and conquests. :D

In each episode, the narrator tries to create a profound story for Timmy, yet Timmy never goes along and somehow ruins it. Maybe Timmy has ADHD? Maybe Timmy just loves to mess with the narrator? Or maybe Timmy is just the average child that he is?

Disclaimer: Most of the art in the thumbnail, cover, banner, or even within the chapters is not my original creation. Most of them are from Canva. Because Canva is the Canva-est at being Canva.
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