"I think I 

Should join the Mystic Carrot Bowl, but I 

Have just 

One teeny tiny problem.

Uh, I don't know what my powers are. If this is

Like those battles I see in the cartoons,

Don't I need powers or something? I

Just don't know, for 

One thing 

I have 

Never heard of 

This before! I

Have nothing like this in my village,

Ever. But I 

Might as well join.

Yes, I will. I

Shouldn't have to live with 

This divine mistake!

I'm not unhappy! I

Can't live like this, I 

Can't. So, I 

Am joining. This is my

Rite of passage. The

Right to redo my naming ceremony.

Or, will

The godbuns rig it? This

Bowl might be 

One big trap, but I 

Will enter. I feel

Like my powers are 

Bound to 

Unlock soon now

That I have this

Pesky 

Rotten, diabolical name.

Of course, I 

Barely know when the

Lock will

End up

Moving off. But,

Oh well. I 

Need to awaken

Everything 

In time for the Mystic Carrot Bowl. I

Don't know when it's

On. The godbun told me

Nothing. I don't know why

The Frosaro buns said their godbun is

Kind. That was 

Not the truth.

Oh well 

Why bother getting the bulb

Wet? I should

Have known.

Aha, so,

The Mystic Carrot Bowl,

Maybe if I win I'll get a redo. 

Yes a redo. One big

Pretty reset button.

Once and for all, I 

Will be Farmbu!

Everything will see this is the

Real divine name I was 

Supposed to get. I

Might need to train a lot, but 

I'll win! I will

Get that redo. I

Have

To win. 

But can I?

Eh, maybe 

I can't. 

Maybe not, but 

That's what the godbuns want me to think,

Obviously,

And I can't 

Stoop down 

To their level!"