"It's almost
Time,
Soon it'll be time for the job ceremony,
And I'm certain I'll be
Labeled a farmer. That's
My destiny!
Of course it is! I didn't
Spend
The past seventy five years on
The farm for nothing.
I'm so getting a farmer job officially. It's
My destiny!
Every star has aligned
For this to happen.
Of course, this
Rotten divine name
That I received might
Hinder that, but
Everything will be fine! I'll
Just enter the mystic carrot bowl, win and get a do
Over!
Because I'm not unhappy! I
Can't allow this to
Ever me my divine name! I won't let it be
Reality.
Everything will be fine,
My destiny is to be a farmer.
Once and for all. I just
Need to hear the godbun say it,
Your job is
A farmer.
Nothing else fits! If I
Don't get farmer?
I simply
Will refuse the job!
I'm allowed to do that, I hope. It's not
Like I'll be assigned anything else, right?
Look, I have
Been farming my whole life! I've
Entered the century club
And I
Simply have no intentions of
Stopping. I'll continue to look after the farm even
If I
Get the wrong job!
No, no, that's not going to
Even happen!
Don't think that. I'll be a
Farmer, like the stars
Are saying. My destiny is to hold a
Rake. Take care of
My chickens.
Everything will work out this time. I'm
Rather certain
The godbuns won't have the
Heart to mess with me
Again! Unless?
They intend to make me their plaything?
Stop! No, not happening.
Right, that's right
I'll be
Getting told I'm officially a farmer! Have
Hope, Siorc!
That'll be my job.
It's almost guaranteed at
This point! It
Simply
May as well be.
Yes, I
Doubt they'll
Even have time to think of
Some other job.
That's right,
I'm a farmer!
Nothing else.
Yup,
That's my destiny!
Once and
For all, I'll be
Affirmed to my
Real calling.
My farm."

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