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Cabbage 5: Job Ceremony Opening Acrostic

Cabbage 5: Job Ceremony Opening Acrostic

Mar 07, 2026

"It's almost

Time, 

Soon it'll be time for the job ceremony,


And I'm certain I'll be 

Labeled a farmer. That's

My destiny! 

Of course it is! I didn't

Spend 

The past seventy five years on


The farm for nothing.

I'm so getting a farmer job officially. It's

My destiny!

Every star has aligned


For this to happen.

Of course, this

Rotten divine name


That I received might

Hinder that, but 

Everything will be fine! I'll


Just enter the mystic carrot bowl, win and get a do

Over!

Because I'm not unhappy! I


Can't allow this to 

Ever me my divine name! I won't let it be

Reality. 

Everything will be fine,

My destiny is to be a farmer.

Once and for all. I just

Need to hear the godbun say it,

Your job is


A farmer.

Nothing else fits! If I 

Don't get farmer?


I simply


Will refuse the job!

I'm allowed to do that, I hope. It's not

Like I'll be assigned anything else, right? 

Look, I have


Been farming my whole life! I've

Entered the century club


And I 

Simply have no intentions of

Stopping. I'll continue to look after the farm even

If I 

Get the wrong job! 

No, no, that's not going to 

Even happen!

Don't think that. I'll be a


Farmer, like the stars

Are saying. My destiny is to hold a

Rake. Take care of 

My chickens. 

Everything will work out this time. I'm

Rather certain 


The godbuns won't have the 

Heart to mess with me 

Again! Unless?

They intend to make me their plaything?

Stop! No, not happening. 


Right, that's right 

I'll be 

Getting told I'm officially a farmer! Have

Hope, Siorc!

That'll be my job. 


It's almost guaranteed at

This point! It

Simply 


May as well be.

Yes, I 


Doubt they'll

Even have time to think of

Some other job.

That's right,

I'm a farmer!

Nothing else.

Yup,


That's my destiny!

Once and 


For all, I'll be 

Affirmed to my

Real calling.

My farm."

Palamon
Pala

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#hare #rabbit #deities #suburban #poetry #poem #acrostic #jobs #careers #divine

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