YUNSU: Mm...no one actually dared to hit me. Except this one guy who can't judge distances very well...
BEA: I see.
YUNSU: I'm glad you do. Now, tell Hyuntae to stop messing around.
Someone will have to explain to me, how a guy who doesn't know if it's day or night incites uprisings with a 100% success rate...
...How's it looking?
[Bea stands back.]
BEA: It's a face.
YUNSU: Very funny.
BEA: Sorry, I'll try again. It's your face.
YUNSU: Starting to think you don't know the meaning of "sorry"...
[As Yunsu collates the first aid supplies, gingerly picking everything up with the tips of his fingers and throwing it back into the kit, Bea simply stands there. After watching his back for a while, she ventures,]
BEA: Why didn't you just tell them who really wrote that story?
...I'm just wondering why you always need to take the blame for everything that goes sideways -
YUNSU: If I couldn't take the blame, do you think I could take someone else's credit?
...Huh? Did I ever give you a reason to think I'm a prick like that?
[The two of them stare at each other for a while, neither are budging. I'm not sure we really need to see this in an Apollo bonus, but it's weirdly fascinating.]
BEA: What's fascinating?
[Nothing...]
BEA: [To Yunsu] Manager Park. When are you going to get back out there and do your job? I can't be covering for you all the time.
[Bea turns on her heel to go. Yunsu turns around and suppresses something under his breath.]
YUNSU: I was going to do it even without your bitching. Move!
[Two more minutes and they're back in the studio. Sunny and Jungmo are still seated in the same positions as before, and they are talking about, of all things, the national taxation rate.]
SUNNY: Why do they call it a "value-added tax" if it's not adding any value? Am I getting an extra box of radishes with my chicken basket?
JUNGMO: Hmm...might there have been a high school civics course that covered this, Sunny?
SUNNY: ...So in the end, it all comes back to my GPA!!
[Yunsu clears his throat, and the two snap to attention.]
YUNSU: Uh...so!
[He glances at Bea, who takes the hint.]
BEA: I've got work to do. [To Sunny] Ciao, bello.
SUNNY: Uhhh...adieu to you too, lady!
...What's up, Mr. Park? Are you feeling OK?
YUNSU: Sigh. You can drop the "Mr. Park", Sunny. That's not what you use when I'm not around.
And, we all know, you guys don't really respect me.
SUNNY: What? I - no!
YUNSU: No. I really do get it.
[Sunny and Jungmo look at each other, and say nothing at all. Yunsu continues.]
YUNSU: All this, uh, storytelling business. This...project.
I guess all me and the team really wanted to do was to show the Muses what they'd been missing. The "real" you. Get them up to speed on who you are, as fast as we could.
But well, maybe being real is too real. Or maybe being real breeds its own misunderstandings, I don't really know.
If you were to ask me. I don't think there's anything shameful about it. But...I know all five of you too well. I have all the context I need to understand the stuff that sounds negative.
I have profiles on top of statistics on top of facts. And of course, I know...this. How you all act around me. How that's never changed, no matter how big you got or how we disagree.
Look, I was assigned to you before we got to see any results, and you never asked to change me out for a more experienced manager.
You're generous with my faults. Nobody knows that, and...I don't even think they'd believe it if I told them.
[Yunsu waves his hand vaguely in the air, in Sunny's general direction, and as we follow his gaze, we can see that Sunny actually has tears welling up in his eyes. Everyone in the studio is hushed, and a little stunned.]
YUNSU: Job description aside, I owe you. And, I'm sorry if it feels like I didn't pay you back properly.
...So. If you don't want this...we'll never do this again.
But for now, I need you to get everybody back in the studio.
Can you do that for me once, please...
[Yunsu's sentence trails off. His proud head, with proud chin so often jutting out, now hangs uncomfortably low. Seeing this, Jungmo walks up to him, and gently takes him by the shoulders.]
JUNGMO: ...Well then. Shall we go get them?
[Yunsu looks up at Jungmo's peaceful smile.]
YUNSU: Just like that?
JUNGMO: Mm hmm.
[We won't bore you with the details, but within the hour, Jungmo and a few of our most intrepid staff were able to locate the three runaway members of Apollo in the mini golf circuit in the basement, drinking the office beer and wearing the wall decor on their heads. A nearby group photo featuring Yunsu had been badly vandalized, with a tack driven between his eyes and some extra body parts excitedly markered in. Two certain individuals, who shall remain unnamed, were miming a conversation between their belly buttons. Somehow, Jungmo manages to coax them all back into the studio from this extraordinary burst of creative activity, and at this point we have to assume that he used meaty treats and a spoonful of peanut butter. And so, Chapter 6 is a-go once more.]

Comments (0)
See all