"God's little plaything?

Okay, I 

Don't get this

Stupid job at all!

Let's rewind. First,

I'm given

The divine name Unhappy Bunny,

Then, I'm God's 

Little Plaything?

Everything should have

Played out correctly!

Look, I'm not unhappy

At all!

Yes,

That's right, I'm the

Happiest bun around.

I'm a farmer!

Not some

God's plaything!

What is this

Horrible job? I want

A redo!

This just

Keeps getting worse.

I want

Nothing to

Do with this job.

Oh, I know! I'll get myself

Fired! I

Just got to fail

Over and over again and

Boom!

I'm fired! I'm

Such a genius!

That's perfect! I

Have to get fired

And then I'll get

The job

I'm always

Meant to have assigned, a farmer! And, I'm

Going to win the Mystic Carrot Bowl!

Once

I do, I'm getting that redo!

No more Unhappy Bunny! I'll

Get to be Farmbu!

The first step, getting fired. This

One long prank needs

To stop! I'll get the

Right job and the right name!

Yes, I

Am a farmer!

Not unhappy, and not some

Dumb little

God's plaything!

Everything is going

To be corrected once and

For all.

I can't let these

Rotten gods get what they want!

Everything will work out! I

Don't have to let the gods win

And, I'll

Soon get a redo!

Soon get the chance to

Once again call myself a farmer!

Once and for all, I'm

Not going to lie down

And take this!

So, here's the

Plan. Fall all

Of the gods requests.

Sorry, godbuns, I

Simply didn't hear you!

I'm a

Bad, bad bun.

Let's just fire me! Yes,

Everything will work out, I'm sure of it."