Interview question for the family: What underwear do you prefer?
Noah: “I usually wear some black bike shorts kind of boxers.”
Reno: “The craziest designed classic boxers I can find. My current favorite have a piranha print on them.”
Vegas: “I know it’s lame, but I honestly just like tighty whities. Their simple and clean.”
Jiro: “Fundoshi. Traditional and practical.”
Tina: “I wear panties!”
Kari: “I usually like just plain black or gray boy shorts.”
Angie: “Lace thong, and you don’t need to know what color.”
Vegas: “Doesn’t the thong say enough? Does it matter what color it is?”
Angie: “Of course it does, and you don’t need to know it!”
Kari: “I bet it’s red.”
Reno snorts: “It’s totally red.”
Angie looks around angrily: “I-it could be any color!”
Kari: “Red.”
Reno: “Red.”
Vegas: “Red.”
Jiro: “Red’s a good color. It’s the color of my fundoshi.”
Kari: “I totally didn’t want to know that Uncle Jiro.”