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Cabbage 9: Inside Flameachago Opening Acrostic

Cabbage 9: Inside Flameachago Opening Acrostic

Apr 04, 2026

"I'm in real trouble now. No, wait,

Maybe I'm finally getting fired?! I'm 


So 

Close to getting fired, I can feel it!

After all, I left during a job! Or

Rather, the group of buns from Sagitago

Ended up making me go

Down to their secret lair


And making me go awol!

Roar, yes!

Everything is going


To work out,

Haha, yes

Everything is


Going to work

Out! I'll get fired, and I can be a farmer! I can feel it! I

Don't seem responsible now, right?

So fire me!


Go on, godbuns, say it! Go

On now,

I know you want to, 'Unhappy Bunny, you're fired!'

Now would be a

Great


Time to fire me!

Once and for all


My job will be farmer

As it should be! I

Keep proving myself to be a super terrible plaything, right? I've

Especially proven


Myself useless! And, I am not unhappy!

Everything will


Definitely work

Out this time. That's right, Siorc, it'll


All work out.

Next up, the Mystic Carrot Bowl,

Of course! I'll win

The whole thing and then? I'll get a redo.

Haha, yes,

Everything is going to go fine!

Right, right, it


Has to,

It just has to! It's

Going to be fine,

Hunky dory!


So, anyway,

There seems to be

A lot of buns who aren't

Keen with their divine names

Either. The ones I met yesterday

Seem like they want to fight the gods. I


Just don't know if I can do that.

Or maybe I could,

But, I don't want to risk it.


Not yet.

Or, maybe I

Won't. I


Probably am a

Little toothpick to them. I'm not

Especially strong

And my powers don't

Seem

Especially great.


Just average

Uh, maybe less or below average.

So, I don't

Think I'll


Fight the gods.

I don't think it'll go well. I'm

Rather certain I'll

End up getting creamed.


Maybe it's better I just forget that.

Eh,


I probably should. I

Need to focus on getting fired.

Simply put,

That's what I need to do.

Everything will work out

And I'll get to be a farmer officially! Here's to the

Demise of being god's little plaything!"

Palamon
Pala

Creator

#poem #poetry #acrostic #buns #bunnies #vampire #vampires #bat_bunnies #Fantasy #high_fantasy

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