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Cabbage 12: The Hungry Chipmunk's Rocket Feast, Opening Acrostic

Cabbage 12: The Hungry Chipmunk's Rocket Feast, Opening Acrostic

Apr 25, 2026

"This time, for sure, I'll get fired! I failed this job, right? Please, fire me! I'm

Hardly a fit to be the god's little plaything!

I know that I'm not, 

So, come on, say


The magic words, 'Unhapbu, you're fired!'

I can feel this time

Might be the one!

Everything 


Is going to 


Work out this time!

I can go back to be a farmer officially 

Like I always wanted!

Let's hope for the best! Let's hope I'll finally


Get fired!

Everything is going

To work out! I'll get


Fired!

I can feel it! And

Right as I think that, the Mystic Carrot Bowl will get the

Ending I wished for! I'll get that redo! I

Don't have 


To

Have this cursed divine name

Ever again! I'll get


That redo, and 

I'll become Farmer Bunny!

Maybe I'll

End up performing so well, I'll


Have the chance to rewrite my destiny entirely.

Aha, no, no, don't be silly,

Siorc, 


Come

On, let's not be greedy. The 

Mystic Carrot Bowl is soon. 

Everything 


Is going to be fine! I


Doubt that 

It'll go down in

Disaster, right? What if it does? 

No, no, happy

Thoughts, 


Siorc, happy thoughts!

Unless, the Mystic

Carrot Bowl is rigged, everything will go

Completely fine!

Everything will be okay.

Everything will

Definitely goes as planned!


I'll win and get that redo!

No more Unhappy Bunny!


This accursed name I

Have been given 

Is finally going to be 

Stomped flat! I


Just know I can do this!

Once and for all, I will

Be rid of this


Stupid divine name and get the

One I deserve!


Farmer Bunny 

Is the only divine name for me! That's

Right, it's the only one. I won't

Ever be called Unhappy Bunny again!


My true name will

Emerge! My redo is soon!


Though, I 

Have to deal with Hungry Chipmunk first

And foremost, ah

No, I need to fail this job! I need to 

Keep doing bad at everything!

Sorry, Hungry Chipmunk, I simply can't help you, goodbye."

Palamon
Pala

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#poetry #poem #acrostic #bunny #bat_bunny #vampire #vampires #Fantasy #divine #gods

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Cabbage 12: The Hungry Chipmunk's Rocket Feast, Opening Acrostic

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